USA: Weird dreams, go!
China: I once had a dream where Lightning Mcqueen started a cult and all of the Unions excluding Soviet were in it and I accidentally walked in on a meeting and they sacrificed me.
Australia: I had a dream where I got a fork and knife and aggressively ate a pinecone.
Canada: I had a dream where EU held me hostage in my grandma's kitchen and I stabbed him with a butter knife.
Germany: I had a dream where Polen saw me sitting in a strange hut on the couch wearing a really bad batman costume and eating craft mac n cheese while watching Scooby Doo.
Poland: I had a dream where I met Mr Clean and he turned out to be the German Empire and he chased me through Walmart.
USSR: I had a dream where I went to Mcdonalds and Michael Jackson ran at me and killed me then I was reincarnated into Jesus Christ and I turned into a jet flew into the sun, blacked out then I smoked a weed blacked out again then I became Michael Jackson and chased USA out of Mcdonalds.
USA: What the Mcfuck?
[I was dying laughing in the floor as I wrote this.]
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ComédieI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
