Third Reich: I'm high as fuck.
NATO: They're trying to get me clapped guys! Oh shit!
USSR: It's wizard time motherfucker!!!
USA: Yee fuckin haw!
British Empire: It reeks of burgers in here.
Russia: I GOT BONES TO BREAK AND SOULS TO TAKE!!
Poland: SON OF A COMMONWEALTH!
(The asylum au) France: I will skin you.
Five Eyes: JEFFERY! JEFFERY DAHMER!!
League of Nations: I eat humans.
CSA: CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKAAAAA!!!!!
Italy: Mass murder!
Ireland: SON OF A FUCK!
Canada: I EAT KNEE CAPS MOTHERFUCKAAA!
R.E.: I'M FAST AS FUCK BITCHES!
G.E.: I WILL MAKE YOU A RECTANGLE!!!!
J.E.: I WILL MAKE YOU SOME COOKES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!
Germany: I'M ABOUT TO GO A-ARON BURR ON YOUR ASS! IN OTHER WORDS I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE RIBS!!
Italy: FREEDOM BITCHES! AND WHO YOU CALLIN PAL?!
Weimar: It's very gay in here.
The list goes on..
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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
