My friend: What the fuck are you doing?
Me, wearing a cloak and trying to summon Thomas Jefferson with mac n cheese: Oh shit.
[They wouldn't let me summon him :( ]

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HumorI made this for fun and had to ask my friend several questions so yay. A bunch of cursing and cursed stuff. So uh yeah. Idk what else to put here.
Mac N Cheese
My friend: What the fuck are you doing?
Me, wearing a cloak and trying to summon Thomas Jefferson with mac n cheese: Oh shit.
[They wouldn't let me summon him :( ]