Alena (USSR's wife): You're the most repulsive person I've ever met.
USSR: I throw my used car batteries into the ocean.
[ later]
*wedding music*
USSR: Where the fuck am I?
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Where the-
Alena (USSR's wife): You're the most repulsive person I've ever met.
USSR: I throw my used car batteries into the ocean.
[ later]
*wedding music*
USSR: Where the fuck am I?
