Britain: I'm going to kill you >:( *takes out sword*
USSR: Alright short man.
France: Do we stop him?
USA: No. I want to see what the Red Russian does.
[Britain is the shortest in the allies (6'10) and USSR is the tallest (9'4). They have spared before and Soviet usually wins. Soviet could read a whole book while Britain hits him in the stomach.]

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