SEASON 2.5 ( SPRING BREAK )
started ... june 28th 2024
finished ... july 4th 2024
- A HEART THAT'S FULL UP LIKE A LANDFILL
- luneetoilex
"A HEART THAT'S FULL UP LIKE A LANDFILL,
A JOB THAT SLOWLY KILLS YOU,
BRUISES THAT WON'T HEAL."
AMELIA BROWN'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING HAWKINS
WRITTEN BY: Amelia Brown, March 29th 1985
1. No biking at night. Especially not alone. That should sound like common sense to most people, with y'know brains, but apparently that didn't occur to me a year and a half ago and now you know our situation. Idiots, the lot of us.
2. Go vegetarian. Someone told me that the school burgers were made of horse meat and most of that shit is raw. Take your own risks man.
3. Second-dimensional bullshit is real. Thought there was 8 foot tall man with no face standing at the end of your bed? There probably was! But no need to worry, that's just Fred and he's been taking loads of teenagers around here. Guess you're next!
4. Middle schoolers are smarter than you. If you think you're as smart as you can be - a middle schooler is better than you. Trust me.
5. Don't talk to Steve Harrington. (if someone told you it's because I'm jealous, shoot them. I have a boyfriend.) If there is one thing you listen to me about - it's this. I can talk shit about that man for hours, trust me, so just stay away. His flaws are tucked behind all that hair.
THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO @baileycaptainswife BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOVED THIS FIC SINCE THE START, GIVING IT ALL THEIR LOVE AND SUPPORT AND INSPIRING ME TO KEEP GOING. FOR THAT, I THANK YOU. HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT IS TO COME <3
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spring break mini-season!!!! woo!!!!
who's excited bc i rly am, i have so much planned, you guys are going to explode
also, thank you guys so much for 1k reads!! i can never thank u enough, it means the world to me xx
love u all xo
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NO SURPRISES --- Steve Harrington
FanficWhere Amelia Brown's long-time dislike for Steve Harrington is really just a crush in disguise. ... and... Where Steve Harrington falls in love with the one girl that doesn't want him. steve harrington x female!oc
