The 4C apartment, Y/N was sitting in his apartment working on his computer when Sheldon knocked.
Sheldon: (Knock, Knock, Knock.) Y/N. (Knock, Knock, Knock.) Y/N. (Knock, Knock, Knock.) Y/N.
Y/N: It's open.
Sheldon entered the apartment.
Sheldon: Hello, my friend and soon-to-be brother-in-law.
Y/N: Yes, I know it's three weeks away. So two weeks to decide if marrying Missy is worth being related to a nutcase.
Sheldon: I'm going to assume you're joking to veil contempt.
Y/N: Yep. What do you want?
Sheldon: You remember our neutral friend Dr Elizabeth Plimpton?
Y/N: Yes, she recently released her book which she asked me to proofread.
Sheldon: She did?
Y/N: Yeah.
Sheldon: Why didn't she ask me?
Y/N: I don't know. What do you want Sheldon?
Sheldon: I want to ask if I can stay in you're spare bedroom while Dr Plimpton stays in my apartment and I need a place to stay for the two nights.
Y/N: Why don't you sleep together? Who am I kidding this is you we're talking about. Sure, but you have to clean it up afterward and Missy doesn't have a bathroom schedule.
Sheldon: Normally, it's the host's responsibility to clean up and accommodate their guests.
Y/N: Then you can sleep on the couch.
Sheldon: You remember the tale about the man from Cornwall?
Y/N: The man from Cornwall can take his large obnoxious head and leave.
Sheldon: It's big cornish head.
The university cafeteria. The guys were eating when Raj came and sneezed.
Sheldon: Hold.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Explain your sneeze.
Raj: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: Do you have allergies?
Raj: No.
Sheldon: Is there too much pepper on your salad?
Raj: I don't put pepper on salads.
Sheldon: I've heard enough. Sit over there.
Raj: Oh, come on. I don't want to sit by myself.
Sheldon: That's what Typhoid Mary said, and clearly, her friends buckled.
Raj: Guys, help me.
Howard: Sheldon, come on.
Leonard: Yeah, it's just one sneeze. (Raj sneezes) You're on your own.
Howard: See you, buddy.
Raj sat on the table behind the group.
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, I have something for you. Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice that I will be having a non-related female spending two nights in our apartment.
Leonard: When you say non-related female, you still mean human, right? You don't mean your babysitting Lily.
Sheldon: Of course, babysitting Lily was a disaster. I still can't get the smell of monkey feces out of my shirt and pets are banned under the roommate agreement, with the exception of service animals, such as seeing eye dogs and, one day, cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.
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Big Bang Theory (Missy Cooper X Male Reader X Paige Swanson )
FanfictionY/N L/N. A boy originally from Texas who grew up on the same street as the Cooper's. He was good friends with Sheldon both being obsessed with comic books, Star Trek, and Star Wars even Pyshics was able to keep up with him due to his own impressive...
