Redefining Gravity

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Quantum foam's push, not common sense, we find—
The source of headaches, thoroughly redefined.

Planck energy cubed, not squared, in vacuum's might—
Reshaping equations 'til nothing seems right.

Weakly Interacting Massive Particles do the cha-cha in space,
While physicists scratch heads with puzzled face.

Goldstone bosons play limbo at ground state's floor,
In Kerr-Newman metrics, sanity walks out the door.

Hypothetical sterile neutrinos with negative mass,
Dark energy's quintessence, a cosmic pain in the... class.

Gravitational waves detected in SQUID's quantum croon,
Dirac electrons shed rest mass, physicists may swoon.

Holographic principle ties entropy to confusion's brim,
Virtual particle pairs flee, leaving textbooks looking grim.

Kerr black holes mirror CPT symmetry within,
Firewall paradoxes where brain cells start wearing thin.

ER=EPR, a matter of "Who knows what's true?"
Phantom energy, tachyonic scalar field's ballyhoo.

Einstein-Rosen bridge, a non-traversable pipe dream of light,
Discrete time crystals break Nöther's translational... uh, right.

Supersymmetry conserved across branes so wide,
AdS/CFT correspondence, where sanity takes a ride.

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