Quantum entanglement, our pride and joy,
Like Feynman diagrams crossed with Tolstoy.
Picture Dirac and Bohr in a heated debate,
While Schrödinger's cat determines their fate.
"Spooky action at a distance!" they cry with glee,
As if particles FaceTime across the galaxy.
One spin up, one spin down, they're quite the odd couple,
Making physicists' brains turn to quantum rubble.
Bell's inequalities ring like a cosmic joke,
As local realism goes up in smoke.
EPR paradox? More like EPR farce,
With correlations that would make Bohr parse.
Quantum cryptography, the new espionage game,
Where entangled photons put Enigma to shame.
Wigner's friend observes with existential dread,
As superposition plays tricks in his head.
We've reduced Copenhagen to a thought experiment pub,
Where Everett's many-worlds theory's the talk of the club.
In reality, it's all Hilbert spaces and tensors divine,
But we prefer our physics with a paradoxical shine.
So here's to entanglement, that quantum conundrum,
Keeping theorists awake with each new quandrum.
It's not quite magic, nor classical to grasp,
But it sure makes for one hell of an intellectual gasp!
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