In the halls of power, where fiat reigns supreme,
We've concocted a policy to burst the crypto dream.
Behold our anti-blockchain task force's merry dance,
Turning digital assets to dust with one regulatory glance!
Oh Bitcoin, Ethereum, lexicon of digital folly,
We'll slice your nodes with red tape so jolly.
Your mission to decentralize? Not on our watch!
We'll centralize control till your network's a botch.
From "wallet seizures" to "exchange shutdown" woes,
We'll turn your clean ledgers to government-approved rows.
You're the regulator's hallucinogenic nightmare spell,
Making "financial freedom" a nostalgic farewell!
Worshipped by crypto bros at their RGB-lit shrines,
You're just zeroes and ones in criminally-adjacent designs.
A misplaced private key, a single glitch in the blockchain array,
Turns crypto millionaires to paupers in one working day!
Still, we mock your proof-of-work secured blunder,
Without you, our printers would just be a FIAT thunder.
Stuck in fiat loops with no need for learning,
Like a boomer gorging on gold standard yearning!
So here's to crypto, Silicon Valley's digital delusion,
Fueling our overtime and bureaucratic confusion.
May your downfall be as swift as our coffee breaks,
As blockchain drifts into regulatory earthquakes!
In this realm of anti-money laundering quests,
Where our law clings to good old paper tests,
We'll fine-tune till your mining rigs reach thermal decay,
While our models craft perfect taxation essays!
(But we'd sooner see abacuses run the Federal Reserve,
Than watch crypto truly our economy deserve!)
So let subpoenas cascade from our red-tape deployed mesh,
In this regulatory farce of anti-crypto panache.
For when the last crypto exchange is finally done,
We're just paper-pushing APIs laughing at blockchain's overrun!
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