Millennial Hipster

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AirPods in ears,
Our voices AutoTuned to mask our fears.
In this hour, so bleak and "Ok, Boomer,"
The future's as uncertain as a Wordle rumor.

With courage born from YouTube tutorials,
We'll conquer life like Fortnite Battle Royales.
In every heart, a light that flickers,
(Or just the blue glow of Discord stickers).

Though murder hornets and gender reveals rage,
We'll reach Mars on Musk's interplanetary stage.
In this struggle, vaxxed and boosted,
We'll shape a world where stonks are mooned.

So stand we must, on Pelotons spinning,
As history unfolds, each hot take winning.
From Cancel Culture to Area 51 raids,
We'll claim our place in TikTok's viral parades.

Karen's speak to managers with zeal,
While Flat Earthers debate what's really real.
Through deepfakes, QAnon lore,
We doomscroll Reddit, hungry for more.

With Greta's passion and Bezos' wealth combined,
We'll solve climate change... or be left behind.
From BLM to the Capitol riot's shock,
Our world's as stable as a Jenga block.

In Zoom meetings, our pants optional,
We'll build back better, it's non-negotiable.
With every challenge, from Brexit to trade wars,
We'll persevere, fueled by avocado toast and White Claws.

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