Ruminant Ruse

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Oh, hear ye! Hear ye! The solution's been found!
To save Mother Earth, we'll put cows on the ground!
In deserts so barren, where nothing can thrive,
We'll plop down some cattle and watch nature jive!

Carbon sequestration? No problem, my friend!
Just add some more cows, and climate change will end.
Soil creation's a cinch when you've got hooves around,
They'll trample and poop, turning sand into ground!

Biodiversity's easy, or so they all say,
Just sprinkle some goats, and watch species at play!
From dung beetles to birds, they'll all reappear,
As if by magic (or so the theory goes here).

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