Glitchcraft

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Async sync, clocks misfire, jitter thrash,
Pipeline stalls, speculative crash,
Tomasulo tangles, branch snap, mispredict trash.

Page fault frenzy, virtual scatter,
LRU thrash, paging in shatter.
MESI meltdown, snoop confusion,
Coherence chaos, bus in delusion.

FFT fracture, spectral sprawl,
Nyquist breached, signals brawl.
Fuzz storm, random reign,
Genetic strain, evolution's bane.

Preempt threads, multitask fracture,
NT's scheduler in context rupture.
Mutex deadlock, semaphore choke,
Lamport's clocks drift, sync broke.

Recursive calls spiral, stack overflow spew,
Memoization lag, dynamic fight askew.
P vs. NP, complexity haze,
Cook's theorem warped, Big-O maze.

Neural net sprawl, weights in flux,
Sigmoid slip, ReLU unstuck.
Conv layers jumble, pixel convolution,
Pooling scrambles, downsampled confusion.

Blockchain breaks, hashes collide,
Proof-of-work buckles, consensus denied.
Paxos, Raft in distributed grind,
CAP theorem mocks, trade-offs blind.

Vortex code, logic twist,
Entropy in binary mist.
Circuit swirl, bits disjointed,
Chaotic computation, nothing anointed.

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