In the quantum vacuum, where brain cells flicker,
I grasp at cosmic gibberish, my thoughts grow thicker.
With Wikipedia open and a thesaurus keen,
I spout nonsense that's never before been seen.
Each convoluted thought, a beacon of confusion,
Navigates pseudoscience with utmost delusion.
In dark corners of Reddit, where "geniuses" reside,
I decode the cosmic microwave dinner I just microwaved inside.
Betwixt naps and snacks in my basement space,
I map the geodesics of my limited headspace.
Across holographic stickers on my laptop at night,
I paint visions fueled by too much caffeine and too little light.
In the silence where my last brain cell softly screams,
Our sanity intertwines in these fever dreams.
Bound by strings of spaghetti that I just ate,
Through bulk dimensions of my expanding waistline's fate.
Tachyonic echoes from futures where I'm less verbose
Guide my hands as I craft this grandiose dose.
In Calabi-Yau manifolds (whatever those may be),
Our fates compress into comedy.
From quantum entanglement's spooky embrace,
I weave word salad spanning time and space.
Each thought a ripple in the cosmic sea of absurdity,
Shaping this multiverse of poetic perplexity.
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Dimensional Doodles
PoetryThis collection is a tapestry woven from the threads of cosmic wonder and digital intrigue, each poem a distinct journey through realms where intellect and imagination collide. Dive into a universe where quantum whispers mingle with the syntax of th...
