Jurdan Oneshots

《19》

Jude is awoken with a start. Opening her eyes, she expects to see the rays of the morning sun, but no. What does she see? Darkness. Pitch black.

"I mean, I just feel like we were meant to be together, you know? I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us together."

Jude stares at him, not registering a word at first, "Cardan— first of all, we're married," she says groggily, pointing a finger at him, "Second of all," she continues, jabbing another finger into the air, "It's 3 a.m., and you're in stuck in the window instead of in bed. How'd you even get there, anyways?"

"Fate, Jude, weren't you listening?"

"CARDAN GREENBRIAR—"

"Do you think I'm the prettiest princess to have ever lived, Jude?"

"It's 3 a.m. in the freaking morning, and, no, Cardan, you're a king."

Silence.

Crickets chirping.

They stare at each other.

"Yes, you're the prettiest princess to have ever lived," Jude sighs.

"Woohoo‐" Cardan's celebration is cut short as he lets go of the windowsill to pump his fists in the air and falls out of the window.

"BLOODY HELL, CARDAN—!"