Abraham Lincoln is still alive.

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I sat down on a bench today in Gatlinburg..
An Abraham Lincoln look-alike sat on the bench beside me and leaned over the arm of it and stared directly at me.
He literally stayed in place, and I just continued messing with my phone. I then looked over and stared directly at him.
THEN I gathered all my hair to my chin like a beard and stroked it, and then winked at him.
He still didn't move.
Then it started raining so I got up and he followed me.
Then, I turned around, and did my best Abe Lincoln voice impression and said "Four scores in basketball and about seven years ago, I learned that you're SUPPOSED to be dead."
And he still didn't leave
So I ignored him
Then when I turned around again he was at another bench bothering another person :3

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