Herrowwww Almighty Ping-Dings :3
I am happier than I have been X3
Everything's been going fine today,
but tomorrow it will bite me in the arse and shiz will hppen
I just see it coming :'c
make the most of my happiness now X3
I decided I would do a thingy
it like 10 pet peeves
Now, unless you wanna get SLAAAAAAAAPPED *heheh X3*
I suggest you avoid this AT ALL COSTS
here we goooo.. (awkward..)
1) WAKEING ME UPPP
GET OUT
GET OOUUTT
Man, I sleep with a fother mucking knife in my pillow.
Try me.
2) Saying Pierce The Veil sucks.
I THINK YOU NEED A HIGH FIVE
IN THE FACE
WITH A BUS
and a tree
and I will SHAKE UP MY CAT AND THROW IT AT YOU.
3) Saying I'm a slut
Me? A slut?
Slut; definition;
Person with more than 1 sexual incounter in one week.
EXCUSE ME I'M A VIRGIN
AND HAVE ONLY HAD ONE BOYFRIEND
AND HAD MY FIRST KISS NOT THAT LONG AGO.
4) Touching/ stealing my CANDYYYY
excuse me
my candy
get da fauq away from it
and me
forever.
FOREVER.
5) Stealing my food
NU
NUNUNU
Don't touch it, don't smell it, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
I WILL SLAP THE TASTEBUDS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
6) Making fun of people who are "different"
EVERYBODY IS FRIKIN DIFFERENT.
I'M NOT LIKE YOU SO I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!!
7) Saying Twilight is better than The Walking Dead
HELL NAW :o
You're probably 10.
Sit down, and shut the fu-
How about you go slip into something more comfortable, like a COMA (I'm sowwy I luv you..)
8) Not closing my door.
I have a thing.. Yea.. It's a problem.. I absolutely HAVE to have my door closed or my mind will flip absolute shit.
No joke!
IT'S ALL BECAUSE I THINK THA SOMETHING IS GOING TO SHOW UP AND EAT ME.
THE RAPTORS ARE AFTER MEEEE!!!!!!
9) Touching my phone
Okay, I'll let like 2 people touch my phone because I trust them
-1- drago49er
-2- SkyeTheTsubaki
Seriously though.
It's an IPhone, not a We-Phone
eheheheheheh get it? Ha- Shut up I know it's bad.
10) Talking to me when I have earbuds in
I will take my earbuds out for 2 people
dago49er, and Skye.
Everybody else? SHAT UP AND LET ME LISTEN TO MUSICCCCCCC.
There you go! 10 ways to get slapped! You can comment 10 ways that you will slap peopleeeee
BAI
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Random Thoughts of a Teenage Girl
De TodoThese are literally just thoughts I will right down so they are out of my head. Most of these will probably be so weird, you will just comment "Why. Do. You think that?!" and my comment will be "*shruggies*" ENJOY ~..::..:::..Aika-Bakea-Cupcake..:::...
