Random Thoughts of a Teenage Girl

McKamey Manor

Yeah this place has been REALLY fucking famous for the past few years.
If you've never heard of it, I'll tell you what it is.
It's the worlds worst, scariest, "Haunted House"
All of those words are the HUGES lies ever.
Worst
And scariest
Doesn't even begin anything?! (Fucking accent again ugh Gary you know what I'm talking about)

The shortest time it goes for is 4 hours.

4 hours of being tortured.

You have to sign a waiver before doing anything.

And it all starts with being kidnapped.

The entire time there is absolutely NO MERCY
Now THAT doesn't even begin how terrible it is.

Each country has called in to go to this place, and you pay them to torture you.

What happens?

Well
I've heard multiple people say they were sexually abused
With knives
Abused with chains and dangling from their wrists with no way of telling how high up off the ground you are
Shoved into the tiniest box
Almost being drowned ON PURPOSE
Seriously watch some videos
But if you have a weak stomach then I highly suggest you DONT.

DONT

It is THAT FUCKING BAD.

These two really really really fucking tough grown men were BEGGING after 20 minutes.

20. Minutes.
The shortest time this goes for is 4 hours.
The longest is 7 hours.

They gag you, tie you up, Drench you in blood, real. Blood. You're shoved in a cage with your head up being force fed rotten eggs and insects with snakes on your head

Someone had carved into their sides in huge letters that covered from
Their rib cage to their ankles "Haunted-" some other word I couldn't read because THE BLOOD. 

FUCK PEOPLE. NO. NO. NO. YOURE PAYING PEOPLE TO ABUSE YOU?!?! WHAT THE FUCK.

SEXUALLY ASSAULTED?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
NO AMOUNT OF VIDEOS YOU WATCH AND ARTICLES YOU READ CAN READY YOU FOR THIS EXPERIENCE!!!
SERIOUSLY!!

Google "McKamey Manor"
Look at the photos.
Those are REAL PEOPLE.
NOT ACTORS.

"Extreme Scares" MY ASS.

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL?!

You're PAYING people to do this to you?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

They were making people who were BEGGING to get out
Making them say
"I'm on the pussy tour,"
IF WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THEM THEN WAS THE "PUSSY" TOUR
ID FUCKING LITERALLY DIE SEEING WHAT YOUD ACTUALLY DO AS YOUR WORSE?!

I WOULDNT BE SAYING IM ON THE PUSSY TOUR
okay I would because I'd be scared out of life.
But
I'd want to be yelling
FUCK ALL OF YOU
YOU MOTHER FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES
Though
They've more than likely heard worse

I had a huge rant and a lot worse to say.. But someone's waiting to read this
*cough* Gary *cough cough*

Google the pictures.
You'd be surprised.