Random Thoughts of a Teenage Girl

BUT WAIT!

Baby, I love you. I never want to let you go. The more I think about, the more I want to let you know
That everything you do
Is super fucking CUTE
AND I CANT
STAND
IT.

Yes
NSN
For good reasons

6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY

ERMAGURD ITS SUCH A LONG TIIIME
HALF A YEAR?! HALF A FUCKING YEAR.
THATS AMAZEBALLS.

Holy schnitzelnazis
It's perfection.

So I'm cuddling up
Here
With the baby making blanket (It's a long story pingdings. On the bright side, another inside joke!)
Wearing his shirt
With half my hair up while it's all wavy and STUPID
Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Because he's gone right now

I wonder if anybody that lives close to meh lil town is a pingding
There's a fair next weekend
I won't tell you the name because it has the towns name in it and I dunna maybe one of you is a huge stalker who wants to kidnap me
I don't know your hobbies
Or
Weird fetishes

........... Now I wanna do a meet up
I bet $300,000,000,000,000 that none of you live around here.
Seriously.
I live in the absolute middle of nowhere it seems like
Tiny fucking town
In the south
Of
... Can I even say the state? Is that legal? I'll tell you anyway
Illinois
And
St. Louis is like 2 hours away or so
Maybe a bit longer
I don't know
I'm just saying stuff here
The only pingdings I know are Garbi ( <3 )
Skye
And Sena
But they don't count as you because I knew them before any of this and they will EXCEPT THAT MATTER.
Speaking of Skye
I spent the night with her
And
It was fun :3
Verys XP

When do we have an anniversary??
When was this book published.
Now I do research!
Eh I'll comment it because I'm LAZY
Oh the TV thingy shut off
............... work mind powers
Oh or I could use the remote
Butbutbut it's on the other side of the couch..
I'll get it anyway.
This silence is stupid.

Bae means Bacon And Eggs
Because you need a balanced breakfast

AMA
Ask Me Anything

I'm AMA
And if I don't have an answer I'll make something up.

Selena Gomez is so pretty
Where did her music go wrong- oh right Justin Bieber.

More like Justin Prison
HA
HAHA
HA
GET IT?!
Just-In Prison
Just
In Prison
Ha
Ha..
Ha..... Haha...
It was never funny.

Good For You
Selena Gomez
So fucking annoying.
Stop trying to act sexy.
Stop repeating the same verse.
Dear God

Now this chick has it pretty good
She's saying more than "I'm in love with a boy,"
She has her chorus
Then her verses
And it's not all like Selena and like "LOOK GOOD FOR YOU I WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR YOU. NAKED."

What am I watching again
TMNT finished so what am I watching.

There's music oh well I like to criticize the songs that people "like" that repeat the same FUCKING VERSE and only talk about sex the entire time

I wanna Frozen jewelry box
It looks fun

Alessia Cara
That's a nice name.
Oooo she's pretty
Oooo she's a good singer
Oooo her song Here has a meaning
Unlike Selena's.
I'm just HERE (ha get it) hating on her new song lololol I'm so mean

Wow
Her song Here will be me when I go to parties

Cool For The Summer
Demi Lovato
She's changed a lot too
Still a good singer.
And I actually LIKE that she was famous and on Disney and was cutting 
It showed she has a mind too.

Now this chick is gonna teach me how to dance to Worth It
I'm not sexy enough for this dance
Sorry world
I'll jus continue singing it with a horrible impersonation of a seductive voice

If I was a Monster High thing
I'd be Gooliope
Obviously

What the hell am I talking about?!
WHAT AM I WATCHING?!