(Mordecai and Rigby are shown as they are sitting down in the coffee shop and watching TV. Music starts to play by one of the bands from when they were younger)
Rigby: Yes! Fist Pump!
(Mordecai and Rigby fist pump to the music)
Mordecai & Rigby: (laughs) Yeah, yeah!
(They continue fist pumping until the music ends)
Mordecai & Rigby: (laughs)
(On TV, a commercial starts to play for an upcoming gig)
Main Announcer: Listen up, pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! They just got out of jail and rehab, and now they're back, and ready to rock your 11-to-15-year-old pants off! That's our demographic, get over it. That's right! Fist Pump live!
Background Announcer: Live!
Main Announcer: At Slammers this Friday!
Background Announcer: Friday!
Main Announcer: Be there or be a loser!
(The commercial ends)
Mordecai: (laughs) There's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
(Mordecai takes a sip of coffee. Pan over to Rigby)
Rigby: We have to go to that concert!
Mordecai: Seriously? Dude, they were cool in the third grade, but now...?
Rigby: Correction, they're cool in any grade, but you wouldn't know that. Probably because you hate yourself or something!
Mordecai: Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
Rigby: Doesn't even matter! We can figure out a way, but you're too busy figuring out a way to hate yourself!
Mordecai: Why do you wanna go so bad?
Rigby: Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life...
Mordecai: Wow, sounds like your life sucks.
Rigby: Shut up!
(Y/n suddenly appears behind the two of them scaring them along with Mordecai speaking nervously)
Y/n: You calling me a loser Mordecai?
Mordecai and Rigby: AHHHH!!!
Rigby: Dude! Stop doing that!
Mordecai: Wait, no I mean I didn't know you were going, I mean-
Y/n: HAHAHA, I'm just messing with you most people that go are pretty lame, like Rigby.
Rigby: Hey!
Mordecai: (Chuckles at Rigby, but then looks at Y/n in confusion) Wait why are you going then?
Y/n: (Shrugs his shoulders) Eh, didn't have anything better to do tonight so I thought why not? I used to listen to these guys when I was kid, I even got one of the three VIP seats there. Besides when you find out who else is going you won't think it's so lame.
Mordecai: What do you mea-
(Margret then comes by, making Mordecai forget about his question when he notices her)
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Regular show x Male reader (Marshall lee male reader)
Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
