(The episode begins with Benson giving out appreciation plaques.)
Benson: The next person receiving an appreciation plaque is... Skips. (Everyone applauds) It says here in the Book of Park Records that you went the whole year without taking a day off.
Muscleman: Oh, man, that's like, 400 days!
(Mordecai and Rigby look at Muscle Man in confusion)
Benson: Thanks, Skips, we appreciate it. The next is...Pops .
Pops: Hooray!
Benson: For helping a baby bird back into its nest.
Y/n: Great job Pops!
Mordecai: Oh dude, we're next.
Y/n:(floats next to them) You guys are kidding right?
Rigby: No why?
Y/n: Dudes no offense, but you have to do things that Benson will actually appreciate. You guys don't even do regular work.
Mordecai: Oh yeah? You'll see, we're definitely going to get those plaques.
RIgby: That plaque is gonna look sweet hanging on over my bed.
Mordecai: Yeah. Finally, some recognition. (high-fives)
Y/n: (chuckles in disbelief as he shakes his head) Keep telling yourself that guys.
Benson: And last, but not least, three guys who really pulled it together this year. three guys that remind us to not just work hard, but to work hard at having a good time. Three guys that we couldn't do without. And these three guys are Mmmm... Muscle Man, Hi five ghost and Y/n.
Y/n: (laughs at the Mordecai and Rigby shocked faces and goes to grab his Plaque) Thanks Benson, appreciate it.
Muscle Man: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah! Eat on that, Mordecai and Rigby!
(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost go into the golf cart with their plaques, as they drives donuts with the cart and then drives away)
Muscle Man: WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!
Mordecai: Come on, Benson, what about us?
Benson: Oh, yeah. Mordecai and Rigby. Let's see, let's see. (closes book) Clean up this mess.
(Benson starts to walk away).
Mordecai: Wait, Benson. What about our appreciation plaques?
Benson: In order to get a plaque, you have to do something that's appreciated. And according to the Book of Park Records, all you guys do is mess up and slack off.
Mordecai: We do stuff for The Park all the time.
Rigby: Yeah, there has got to be something good about us in that book.
(Rigby reaches for the book but Benson pulls back).
Benson: This book is a record of everything that has ever happened in The Park. It's been handed down from manager to manager since The Park's founding. It's a sacred document, so keep your dirty hands off.
Mordecai: Can't you fudge it a bit to make us look better?
Benson: No, I can only write the truth, and the truth is, I don't appreciate you.
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...