(Episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby seen at the park washing the truck, at least that's what they were supposed to be doing.)
Mordecai: Okay. (rubs eyes) Ready?
Rigby: (rubs eyes) Give me a second! (blinks) Ready.
Mordecai: Stare!
(There is silence for a few seconds as they did their stare down with Rigby starting to make faces, arm-farting and dancing)
Rigby: Ooh, I think you gonna blink.
Mordecai: Yeah, right.
Rigby: Ha! (more silence as Rigby starts sweating from needing to blink however, he pulls out a laser pointer) Pschoooo!
Mordecai: Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!
Rigby: Street rules, man.
(Benson observes the action from the window)
Benson: What are you doing? I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago! I can't trust you guys to do anything!
Mordecai: Uh, we were just taking a break.
(Mordecai & Rigby go back to washing the truck.)
Benson: Ugh. I knew I should've asked Y/n to watch over them (walks off, but then, decides to turn around to see if Mordecai and Rigby are still working. They're back to their staring contest. Benson holds in his rage and when he is about to say something.) I--
Infomercial VO: Bosses! Are you sick of slackers?
Benson: Yeah.
(the TV is on a commercial)
Infomercial VO: Is this a familiar sight?
(The TV shows two cafe workers asleep.)
Infomercial VO: Well, turn this... (slackers are now working hard, with many cameras surrounding them) ...to this! Peeps! Get your workers to work harder!
Manager: Thanks, Peeps.
Infomercial VO: Now with 4 different levels! (the captions "Mooch Master", "Slack Pack" and "Bum Blitz" appear as the levels are said) Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, and for the ultimate in worker productivity... (cut to another caption. The words appear as said:) Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity, with a Peeps lifetime guarantee! Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit, free! Call now! Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void. Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
(clock transition to Mordecai and Rigby continuing their staring contest, sometime later)
Benson: Hey, you two.
(Mordecai and Rigby turn their heads to see Benson, with the new Peeps kit)
Mordecai: Oh, uh, hey Benson. We were just getting back to work.
Benson: It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.
Mordecai: Really?
Benson: Of course I do, because now I have this. (assembles the Mooch Master) Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system. Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365. Isn't that great?
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Regular show x Male reader (Marshall lee male reader)
Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
