Rigby: Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man! Y/n, Mordecai, check it out! I found it in the trash in the back. Isn't it cool?
(Rigby brings a cracked plate decorated with a face and words SIMON KIPNER GODFATHER OF THE SOUL PATCH)
Mordecai: Dude, you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. It's unnatural.
Y/n: Forget unnatural, it's just plain gross.
Rigby: You guys are unnatural and gross! Besides, this is different. It's a treasure from the past.
Mordecai: It is a pretty sweet plate.
Y/n: Hmm, I guess. (mumbles) just wish it wasn't from the trash.
Rigby: We should put some food on this baby!
Mordecai: Hmm, hmm. Agreed. You know what would look great on this plate? Chocolate cake!
Rigby: Ahhhhh, yes. But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?
Y/n: We could buy the ingredients and bake it ourselves.
(Sidenote Y/n can actually afford buying stuff just a quick reminder)
Rigby: Boo! that sounds like too much work. Mordecai any ideas?
Mordecai: Don't worry, dude. I think I know where we can get one.
(Mordecai and Rigby go to a wedding, Y/n hangs back floating looking at them with disbelief)
Y/n: This is not going to work.
(Mordecai and Rigby ignore him through and continues walking to the wedding.)
Y/n: Ughh, Idiots!
Doorman: Do you know the bride or the groom?
Mordecai and Rigby: Uhhh..
Mordecai: The one with the cake?
(The doorman shuts the door)
Mordecai and Rigby: Ugghhh!!
(Y/n floats over with a smug look as he looks down at the two)
Y/n: I told you it wouldn't work. Also "The one with the cake", seriously? You could've tried something like "we're distant cousins" or literally anything else.
Mordecai: (Glares at Y/n) Do you have a better idea?
Y/n: Hmm....maybe.
(Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are then seen at the free store)
Cashier at the free store: Yeah, we don't have cakes.
(Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby groan, with scene cutting to the house)
Mordecai: (Sighs) Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Y/n: Yeah, at this point I rather have anything else.
Rigby: Ooh! I got it! There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
Mordecai: Yeah, but Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Rigby: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
Mordecai: Who's to say it's not my birthday?
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
