(The scene opens up to Mordecai and Rigby working at the snack bar. Mordecai looking bored sighs.)
Mordecai: Augh, this sucks.
Rigby: What's that supposed to mean?
Mordecai: It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the Snack Bar?! This is like the worst job at the park, dude!
Rigby: I think it's the funnest job at the park.
Mordecai: You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.
Rigby: Why would I admit something that I'm not?
Mordecai: Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book.
Rigby: Is it more boring than your face?
Mordecai: I don't know. Is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigby: Is it more boring than my fist in your face, You turd!
Mordecai: You're a turd!
Rigby: No, you're a turd!
Mordecai & Rigby: (Starts fighting) You're the turd!
(Y/n and Pops appears)
Pops: Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds.
Y/n: (shakes his head) Sigh, Pops please don't copy them.
Mordecai & Rigby: (Start dusting themselves off) Oh, hey, Pops. Hey Y/n.
Pops: So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?
Rigby: It's awesome.
Mordecai: This place is lame.
(Mordecai and Rigby start fighting again)
Y/n: What do you mean Mordecai? Don't you like the eating snacks for free?
Mordecai: What?
Pops: Yes indeed, when Y/n and I work here all the snacks are free! Ta ta. (Walks away)
Y/n: (in head) I feel like we're forgetting to mention something important though.......eh I'm sure it doesn't matter.
(Mordecai and Rigby look at each other for a moment, then duck down under the counter, shoveling doughnuts into their mouths with Y/n soon joining them.)
Rigby: I guess this means I was right about the Snack Bar.
Mordecai: Yeaa-uhh!
(A montage begins of Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby eating a variety of snacks. At the end, the Snack Bar is a mess, and Mordecai and Rigby are sick from overeating except for Y/n who looks satisfied.)
Mordecai: I need to eat something healthy, like a salad or something. (looks at Y/n) Dude how are you still fine after all of that?
Y/n: (shrugs shoulders) Having an immortal undead body has its perks, I guess.
Mordecai: Yeah well, my mortal body about to barf. I'm totally done with eating junk for the day.
Rigby: What? Are you kidding? Dude, all these snacks are free, dude. (Stops himself from vomiting) Trust me. If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time.
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
