(Episode begins with the park workers outside with Benson having an announcement)
Benson: All right, listen up. The cart needs a new suspension system, I don't know why that would be.
(Mordecai and Rigby look away, but Y/n looks amused)
Benson: The old cemetery is falling apart, and the house is in need of general repairs.
Muscle Man: What's wrong with the house?
(The stair he's sitting on breaks)
Y/n: I believe we now know what's wrong with the house.
Benson: Yup, but the problem is, we don't have the money to fix any of it. So, does anyone have any ideas for how we can raise the money to cover these costs?
(Rigby raises his hand)
Benson: Yes, Rigby?
Rigby: What's in it for us?
Y/n: (raises eyebrow) You mean besides having a place for you guys to live in?
Benson: If you come up with something successful, you'll get a... (Zooms in closer to Benson's mouth for the next three words) ...paid day off.
Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby: What?
Muscle Man: Hey, I got some choice sports equipment in the shed! Let's have a sports tournament, and get physic--
(The stair breaks apart, and he falls through)
Benson: Any other ideas?
Pops: A bake sale!
Benson: No.
Skips: A concert?
Benson: Mmm...
Mordecai: Oh! Hey Benson--
Benson: No.
Rigby: We could--
Benson: No!
Mordecai: Come on, Benson, just hear us out!
Y/n: It's a really good idea, trust me Benson.
Benson: (sighs) Fine. What is it?
Rigby: We could have a scary movie night!
Mordecai: Yeah, in the abandoned cemetery!
Y/n: It's the perfect place for a horror movie!
Benson: You guys want to see a scary movie there?
Mordecai: Yes.
Benson: You know what? That could actually work. That's not a bad idea!
Muscle Man: Aw, what?
Skips: Yeah. We had a movie night there a long time ago. It was a huge success!
Pops: Ooh! A night of the macabre in the crypt! How exciting!
Benson: Alright, it's settled then. (Gives everyone their jobs) Skips, you'll set up the chairs.
Y/n: (in head) Thats probably for the best considering what happened last time with the chairs.
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Regular show x Male reader (Marshall lee male reader)
Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
