(The episode begins in the kitchen, Rigby who has a lot of stuff on the table)
Rigby: You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.
Mordecai: Nope.
Y/n: Not really.
Rigby: Check it. All the richest people in history have drinks named after them. Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade. What drink's gonna make me rich you ask? I'll tell you what. (fixes up a drink) One can of RadiCola, frozen fruit juice concentrate, a dash of hot sauce... (Y/n and Mordecai looks disgusted) Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture, and the rest... (adds some fruits and fish bones, followed by pickles) Mordecai and Y/n, witness the Rig Juice!
Mordecai: Dude, I don't think you should drink that.
Y/n: Yeah, that's drink looks a poison and acid version of Mountain dew.
Rigby: (drinks his Rig Juice, then coughs wildly) Whoa... my face feels like magic. Dudes, wanna taste?
Mordecai: Pfft, yeah right. We're not dumb enough to drink that stuff.
Y/n: Yeah, I rather not drink something that can cause liver disease, thank you very much.
Rigby: Come on dudes, we do dumb stuff all the time! We're like three peas in a pod.
Mordecai: Uh, no.. we're definitely smarter than you. It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school.
Y/n: He's not wrong.
Rigby: Dudes, what? I don't need no high school education. You can't use everything from school in everyday life.
(Benson walks in with some tools.)
Benson: Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I got a question for you. You know those six box turtles at the park petting zoo? Each of those turtles needs a turtle fence. Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space, I need you guys to figure out the minimum number, of nine foot planks to use for construction.
Rigby: (confused) Uh...
Mordecai: Whoa, Whoa, slow down, Benson. Rigby can't answer that question. He doesn't have a high school diploma.
Benson: You don't have a diploma? Thanks for wasting my time. (turns to Y/n) Y/n could you help me?
Y/n: Hmmm I would need to double check my math just in case but doing the estimation in my head I would say for each individual turtles the minimum number of 9-foot planks needed for constructing 9 square feet for 6 turtles would be about 24 planks however if you want to use only ten, just combine them into 18 by 27ft for each turtle instead. (Author note: Don't criticize me if I'm wrong about this just go with it)
Rigby: Uhhhhh.... (Rigby brain meltdowns as Mordecai snickers at him)
Benson: (smiles in gratitude) Thank you, I was going to ask Skips, but he's too busy at the moment. (walks away)
Muscle Man: Ask Skips what?
Mordecai: Oh, just about some math problem that Y/n had to help with because Rigby doesn't know how to solve it.
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!! Just because I couldn't solve some math problem, doesn't make you guys more smarter than me!
Muscle Man: Check that grammar, bro.
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
