But I Have A Receipt

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(The episode begins with the park workers are all in the living room.)

Benson: (Runs through with choices for game night.) Ahem. Alright. The options for this month's game night are: (reads list) checkers, cards, Double Dutch, Tiddly Winks and-- (pauses) "My Mom" isn't a game Muscle Man. That doesn't even make sense.

Muscle Man: Looks like I win! (high fives High Five Ghost as Y/n chuckles in amusement)

Pops: Let's play Ball-bo Catcher! (plays with the Ball-Bo Catcher and laughs)

Skips: A crossword puzzle?

Y/n: How bout Guitar Hero?

Benson: Okay, let's vote. (Mordecai yawns) Yes, Mordecai?

Mordecai: Oh, nothing.

Benson: Do you have a better idea?

Mordecai: We could play one of those stale old games we usually play.

Rigby: Or we could play the sci-fi fantasy epic of the century! (holds up game box) Behold, Realm of Darthan!

(Mordecai waves his arms while vocalizing)

Benson: So, what is it?

Mordecai: It's a role-playing game. We make up an adventure and you guys try to beat it.

Y/n: (rolls eyes) Yeah I heard about it. Apparently, it's the "best RPG game of the year". If you ask me, it looks stupid and is unnecessarily complicated for nerds. (thumbs down and blows a raspberry).

Rigby: No, it's not! You can use magic and stuff.

Y/n: Yeah, fake magic, for nerds.

Pops: A game of imagination? What fun!

Muscle Man: Y/n's right, it sounds lame.

Rigby: No way.

Mordecai: Like Y/n said people are saying it's good besides the guy who sold it at the store told us it's the hottest RPG of the year as well. 

Y/n: Yeah of course they told you that, it's called scamming suckers like you into buying it. I also said it's for nerds

Mordecai: Come on just give it a chance.

Benson: (sighs) All in favor?

(everyone else but Skips and Y/n agrees)

Mordecai and Rigby: WHOOOOO! Darthon! Darthon! (high-five) WHOOOOO!

Rigby: Get ready for the best game night of your life.

Y/n: This is going to suck.

(The scene then cuts to the kitchen. The park workers are all playing Realm of Darthon.)

Mordecai: Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?

Muscle Man: I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out, and they're all, "Ooh Muscle Man, quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"

Rigby: Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door.

Skips: (looks at the die and marbles) All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.

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