(Episode starts with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby watching a movie trailer)
Announcer: Blood. (Shows a zombie biting someone's arm, with blood coming out) Guts. (Shows a zombie taking a guy's guts out of his body. The guy screams.) Dinner. (Shows a policeman in a chair. A bunch of arms holding forks and knives bust through the wall. The policeman screams) Zombie Dinner Party.
Mordecai: That looks awesome.
Y/n: So Awesome. We have to watch that.
Rigby: I'm glad you both said that, because I got us... BAM!!! (throws 3 tickets on the table) 3 tickets for opening night!
Y/n: Holy crap! Dude that's awesome! (high fives Rigby). Mordecai you in?
Mordecai: Ooh, I kind of already got tickets for Pajama Sisters 2. (This shocks both Y/n and Rigby)
Rigby: What? Why? That's just some chick flick. And not even the good kind! I saw the preview. They're just gonna sit around talking about their feelings, fully clothed.
Y/n: Mordecai did you not see the ratings for the first movie? It somehow got a 0 percent rotten tomatoes after coming out, that is like super rare in a very bad way. I don't know how they got permission to make another one.
Mordecai: No, dudes. I got these tickets for me and Margaret. I'm finally gonna try and ask her out.
Rigby: Aw, what? But it's opening night! Do you know how hard it was to get these tickets?
Y/n: Dude, as much as I want you to finally ask Margaret out this just isn't the right time. Rigby actually put in work for these tickets. (Margaret is then seen coming to them).
Margaret: Hey, guys, your food is almost ready. Sorry for the hold-up.
Mordecai: Oh, hey, Margaret. Um, I was wondering, uh, would you, uh, like to, uh, you know, uh...
Y/n: You're gonna have to excuse Mordecai here. He has a hard time trying to "espresso" himself.
Margaret: (laughs) Good one, Y/n. I'll be right back with your food, guys.
Rigby: Dude, did you see how hard Margaret laughed at Y/n?
Y/n: (smirks) I have my moments.
Mordecai: That wasn't funny.
Y/n: What?
Rigby: Yes, it was. Man, what's your problem?
Margaret: Here you go, guys. (puts two salads and a plate of strawberries down on the table)
Rigby: Salad? Where's my French dip?
Margaret: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I messed up, let me take it back.
Rigby: Everything okay, Margaret? You seem like you've got a "full plate".
Margaret: (laughs) Yeah! I'm just a little stressed 'cause I'm moving out of my place today.
Mordecai: I can help you.
Margaret: Really? Thanks, Mordecai!
Rigby: Hey, Margaret, Y/n and I can help you move too.
Y/n: (Looks confused at Rigby but went along with it) Uh yeah sure.
Margaret: Oh, perfect! Do you guys mind coming by my place in an hour?
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
