Ello Gov'nor

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(The episode begins at the Movie Shack Hut. An employee is dancing in front of the store. He's wearing a costume that depicts King Kong climbing the Empire State Building)

Employee: Movies! Rent your movies! (Rigby rushes out of the store, carrying a movie case. He bumps into the employee.) Oh, sorry man.

Rigby: (chuckling) Nice outfit. (runs off)

Employee: It's a costume! They make me wear it!

(Cuts to the house. It's nighttime where Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are ready to watch a movie.)

Mordecai: Movie night! (Holds up a bowl of popcorn.) I got the popcorn!

Y/n: (Holding different drinks in his hands) I got the drinks!

Rigby: (holding up the movie case, showing only the back cover) I got the movie!

Mordecai: Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy. (He holds up a movie case. The front cover is pink and has a big red heart in the middle.)

Rigby: Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. I got something better. BAM! (shows the movie case to Mordecai and Y/n. It's called "Ello Gov'nor!", and it has a picture of a British taxi with sharp teeth on the front cover.)

Y/n: Ello Gov'nor?

Rigby: Yeah dudes, it's foreign. Check it. (reading the back cover) "A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare... (pops head from behind the movie case) ...or pay the price."

Mordecai: No, dude, not another horror movie. You always make us regret it, last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week!

Y/n: Yeah, dealing with you after watching a horror movie gives us more nightmares than the movie itself.

Rigby: No, dudes, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious.

Mordecai: You sure you can handle it?

Y/n: Like really, really sure?

Rigby: Dudes, it's in black and white. Come on.

Mordecai: Mmm... alright.

Y/n: Sigh, just don't make us regret it.

(Rigby opens the case for the movie as Mordecai turns off the lights. Rigby puts the tape into the VCR, and the movie begins playing, with ominous music. The card reads, "ELLO GOV'NOR, (c) MCMLXXXII." Y/n Mordecai & Rigby fake screams at it but laugh pretty quickly afterwards.)

Rigby: See, isn't this fun?

Y/n: Yeah, ok I guess this is fine.

Mordecai: (nods in agreement) Hmph. Hmph.

(Now, we're in the movie. It is black and white. It starts at a boarding school. In the classroom, a boy sits quietly and opens his composition notebook to see a tire tread engraved in it. He gasps, and then looks out the window to see a British taxi.)

British Taxi: Ello, gov'nor.

(The taxi drives into the window, and, off-screen, runs the boy over. Y/n and Mordecai chuckles, but Rigby looks traumatized. In the next scene of the movie, a woman is in her bathroom combing her hair. She closes the cabinet, and, in the mirror, we can see the taxi behind the shower curtain.)

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