(Episode starts with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby playing a video game.)
Rigby: Alright, Level 10! We better not lose this time.
Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.
Rigby: Last time wasn't my fault.
Y/n: (sarcastically) Uh huh, sure and you totally didn't die first by charging ahead without us.
(Mordecai and Y/n snickers remembering how quickly Rigby died when they started playing)
Rigby: Stop Talking!!!!!
Mordecai: Whatever just take it seriously.
Both: Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up! (Does so while saying "triple thugs")
(POW! POW! (500) POW! After defeating the Triple Thugs, a burly pink monster-like man comes across the characters in the game and roars)
Rigby: Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!
Y/n: Never say Never, there's always a weak spot with these bosses!
Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna do it this time. Come on, hit him! Hit him!
Rigby: I am hitting him, nothing's happening!
Mordecai: Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!
Rigby: I'm kicking him in the junk!
Y/n: Well, keep doing it!
(KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! BEEP! (1200) The monster is defeated)
Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby: Oooooooohhhh!
Mordecai: I told you we were gonna do it. I told you!
Rigby: I knew we were gonna make it.
Y/n: (rolls his eyes) Yeah cause you were Mr. Positive about it the whole time playing.
Mordecai: Yeah, right. That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.
Rigby: *Gasps* Look! We made it to the final level!
Mordecai: Dude, do you know what this means?
Rigby: We're dead?
Y/n: No, come on man. It means we have to beat The Hammer.
Rigby: What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"?
Mordecai: Yeah, right. More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.
Rigby: Well, get ready to live. He's probably gonna come out of those doors.
Y/n: Alright guys time to make history! Focus up!
[(BUST!...) Goes the brick wall and out comes The Hammer.]
The Hammer: Nobody beats The Hammer.
Rigby: It's The Hammer! (Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby jump off he couch) Hit 'im! Hit 'im!
(KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! Nothing happens)
Y/n: What The deuce! What's going on!
Mordecai: Man, our hits aren't doing anything!
Rigby: I know, my thumbs are killing me!
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
