(Episode begins with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby picking up roadkill in the Park.)
Rigby: (after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card) Ha-ha, dudes, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
Mordecai: This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill.
Y/n: It is pretty nasty.
Rigby: So what? We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we can stop once we get a bingo, so come on, dudes! Up high!
Mordecai: Ugh, fine. (gives Rigby a high-five) I still think you're enjoying this too much.
Y/n: (gives Rigby a high-five) Yeah you should cool it. It's getting a little creepy.
(shows them picking up roadkill, as a title card that says 8 hours later)
Mordecai: Dude, I think we've picked everything up.
Y/n: Yeah, we've literally been here all day.
Rigby: Don't worry dudes, we're close. I can smell it! (sniffs) Ah, dudes, if one of you are gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!
Y/n: He who smelt it dealt it.
Rigby: Wha-don't shift the blame on me!
Mordecai: Dudes it's not either of us. Look!
(They stop the cart they're in and see a huge skunk in the road, thinking it's dead.)
Mordecai: Ugh, skunk!
Y/n: Gross!
Rigby: Wait, skunk?!
(Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo causing him to gasp)
Rigby: Dudes, Bingo!
Mordecai: Bingo?
Y/n: Bingo? Bingo?
Rigby: Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o, bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Mordecai: Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Y/n: Bing-o-o-o-o-o--o-o-o-o-o-o!
Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Mordecai: Woahhhhh!!!
Rigby: (walks up to the skunk) Bing-o-o-o-o! Aah!
(The skunk sprays Rigby after waking up, while Y/n and Mordecai hold their breath and trying to stay out of the stink cloud the skunk has formed)
Y/n: Aw sick!
Mordecai: (gasps; breathing heavily) Rigby?! You okay? (Rigby is heard coughing)
Skunk: Hey, whoa, whoa, watch it, watch it!
Rigby: What the heck, man?!
Skunk: You guys think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug him without him fighting back?
Rigby: We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!
Skunk: I was taking a nap!
Rigby: In the middle of the road?!
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
