(Episode begins with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are cleaning out the gutters of the house. Mordecai picks up the dirty leaves and puts them into a bucket as well as Y/n)
Mordecai: Augh! This is the worst.
Y/n: Yeah, I know, trust me I don't enjoy getting my hands dirty from cleaning gutter. Especially the smell, if you think cleaning it is bad try having my senses and having to deal with how awful it smells, ugh.
Rigby: I don't know, I kind of like it up here. The world seems different at this height. It makes me feel like a giant! (Roars)
Mordecai: What? Look, we're not up here to enjoy the view, so will you just come and help us clean these gutters?
Rigby: I'm helping, I'm holding the hose. Look, I'm taking a giant leak. (Positions the hose to his crotch, turns it on and pretends to pee) Ohhhhh.
Mordecai: Yeah, well, you don't need those gloves to hold the hose. (holds up hands) Look at this dude. Come on, let one of us wear them!
Y/n: seriously dude not cool, we're the ones actually doing the work. At least do something useful.
Rigby: Sorry dudes, you should have thought about that before you both threw paper and lost to my scissors.
Mordecai: Augh! Whatever, dude. Just hose this stuff off.
Y/n: Seriously we don't want to be up here anymore.
(Rigby hoses the leaves out of the gutter. A cassette tape is launched into the air and hits Mordecai in the head)
Mordecai: Agh! (Tape falls to the ground) What the heck?!
Rigby: Uh, sorry man.
Y/n: (Picks up tape) Weird, it's a tape. Wonder what it's doing up in the gutter.
Rigby: Maybe it fell out of a plane.
Y/n: (looks at Rigby) A plane really?
Mordecai: Nah, it's probably just trash. Hey Y/n how far you can chuck it in your bat form.
Y/n: Let's find out.
Rigby: Wait!
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Don't you wanna see what band it is?
Y/n: I guess. (wipes the dirt off tape and reads it) Oh barf!
Mordecai: What? (Looks at tape that reveal the words "Solid Bold") Solid Bold? Augh, it's that single of that summertime song.
Rigby: "Summertime Loving: Loving in the Summer (Time)"? (Y/n and Mordecai looks at the tape as it says exactly what Rigby said)
Mordecai: Yeah.
Y/n: Gross, why this song of all things?
Rigby: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (grabs tape) Aw, this is my jam right here!
Mordecai: (annoyed) What? This song sucks.
Rigby: Nah, you were all into it too, I remember.
Mordecai: Yeah, just for that one summer in junior high and then I realized how lame it was.
Y/n: Not me, that song is completely tasteless. Especially with how they just keep saying summertime over and over, it's completely ridiculous.
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Regular show x Male reader (Marshall lee male reader)
Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
