Death Punchies

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(Before we begin I just wanted to say thank you all for reading my story. I honestly just did this for fun I had no idea I would get over 1,000 people reading this story in just a few chapters so thank you again and I hope you continue to enjoy reading it.)

(In the living room, Mordecai switches on the TV. Rigby then inserts a cartridge into the duo's video game console. Y/n presses the power button on the console and a game called "Dig Champs" is displayed on their TV)

Game Voice: D-d-d-d-d-da-Dig Champs!

(Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby stare at the TV screen, amazed by its quality)

Rigby: Dude, these are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life.

Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover.

Y/n: Video games has totally evolved nowadays.

(Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby laugh while comparing the game's graphics to its cover. The cover is a realistic art piece, while the game's graphics just consist of pixelated sprites.)

Mordecai: Oh man. Dude, let's play it.

Y/n: Dibs on Player one!

Rigby: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You guys can't play a game like this right out of the box. We should stretch it out first.

(Rigby starts stretching his legs on the sofa)

Rigby: We don't want to pull our hammies, know what I'm saying?

(Y/n and Mordecai ignore Rigby as they start the game)

Rigby: Hey, what are guys you doing?

Mordecai: We're starting. Hurry up and pick your character. (laughs)

(Y/n selects Player one as a character with drill arms, Mordecai selects himself as Player two, who looks identical to Player one, but holds a shovel. Meanwhile Player Three holds a pickaxe)

Rigby: Aw, what? I wanted to be Player One or even two!

Mordecai: Dude, Y/n is Player one and I'm Player two. You're Player three.

Rigby: I don't wanna be Player Three! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe! I want the one with the drill arms or has a shovel!

Y/n: Should've called dibs, besides it doesn't matter.

Mordecai: Yeah Dude, they're exactly the same!

Rigby: Then why don't one of you guys be Player Three?

Y/n and Mordecai: No thanks he looks lame/Pfft, I'm not using that sucky pickaxe.

Rigby: (gasps) See!?

Mordecai: Dude, calm down. Let's play punchies to see who gets to be Player One and two.

Y/n: (Smiles mischievously) That does sound fair, we'll even let you go first and hit us both.

Rigby: Fine.

(Rigby hits Mordecai arm then turns to hit Y/n, however they were completely unfazed by the punches. Mordecai goes next punching Rigby in his arm, Y/n goes last and punches Rigby so hard he went across the sofa. Rigby lies silently as Y/n and Mordecai goes back to the video game)

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