Bet to Be Blonde

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(Author note: I literally could not find this episode's intro anywhere which is weird because I searched for the next episode intro and found it right away Sorry Folks.)

(Episode begins with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby playing Xtreme Xcape)

Mordecai: Hm. Hm. We're totally going to get to the bottom before you.

Rigby: Yeah, right.

Y/n: You say that like you win at any video games. 

Rigby: Argh, I can totally win!

Mordecai: Hm. I bet you can't shoot that barrel.

Rigby: Oh, yeah?

(Rigby shoots the barrel, unaware that it will do more harm than good. It explodes, and he ends up losing a life.)

Rigby: Aw, what?!

Y/n: Hahaha! I can't believe you actually did that!

Mordecai: (Laughs) Don't shoot the barrels, man. 

Y/n: Here Rigby I'll help you out. Get that power-up it'll increase your speed.

(Rigby gets the "power-up", but it turns out that he had been tricked him again with his character now slowing down.)

Y/n: (tries not to laugh) Oh did I say it'll increase your speed, pfft, I meant slow you down, my bad. 

Mordecai: (Laughs) I can't believe you did that! Check out my dude. I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodynamic hairstyle.

Y/n: Wish I could I say the same, mine is just your character with just a different shirt color. Developers weren't really thinking right when they did this. (smirks towards Rigby) Kinda like how Rigby doesn't think and doesn't use his brain when playing video games. If he even has one. 

(This causes Mordecai to laugh as Rigby is about to explode from anger)

Rigby: THAT'S IT!!!!! PAUSE THE GAME!!!

(Mordecai pauses the game)

Rigby: My dude's hairstyle is awesome, and I can totally kick your guy's butt at this game!

Y/n: Oh, someone sounds confident. 

Mordecai: You willing wager on that?

Rigby: Yeah. If I win, you both have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week. (Which is blonde)

Y/n: And if we win, you have to get your player's "awesome" haircut. (Which is an afro)

Rigby: Fine, but neither of you better not back down when I win, though.

Mordecai: Of course, dude, we never back out of a bet.

Y/n: Pfft, not like it'll matter since you're going to lose. 

Rigby: Hm. Hm. We'll see about that.

(Rigby goes AHHH and AUGHHHHH as he falls on the couch dramatically)

Mordecai: What are you doing?

Rigby: I'm dying, dudes!

Mordecai: Get up, man.

Y/n: Seriously, save the crying for when you actually lose. 

Rigby: No, seriously, dudes! My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!

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