The Unicorns Have Got to Go

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(Episode begins in The Coffee Shop with Margaret giving Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby a drink of coffee)

Margaret: Here're you go guys, enjoy.

Rigby: (Takes a big sip from his coffee) Ah! Nothing beats drinkin' joe with my bros! Haha, right, Y/n and Mordecai?

Y/n: (drinks his coffee in satisfaction) Yup. 

Mordecai: Huh, what? Yeeeeeaaahh. (Sighs) (Margaret smiles at them then walks away) Dude, Margaret totally just smiled at me.

Y/n: Not to be mean, but I think she was just smiling at us to be nice not whatever you're thinking. 

Rigby: Exactly, she didn't smile at you specifically. Now can we get back to bro time while drinking these joes.

Mordecai: Yes, she did.

Rigby: Then why don't you ask her out?

Mordecai: Agh. It's not that easy. You wouldn't understand. (looks at Y/n) Well you would Y/n, but you make it look easy, so you don't count. 

Y/n: (shrugs his shoulders) Eh, I'll take that as a compliment.

Rigby: Yeah, I wouldn't understand. Probably cause I'm too busy drinking joe with my bros like we came here to do in the first place, remember?

Mordecai: Shh. Wait.

(A commercial start on the TV)

Man on TV: I once was lost, but now I'm found. (Sprays cologne, and women tears the man's clothes off) DudeTime, for men.

Y/n: Wow that looks like something only suckers would buy.

Rigby: Pssh. Totally, what kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks tearing their clothes off? Right, Mordecai?

(A dream sequence follows with Mordecai imagining what would happen if he bought that cologne, he sprays it on and a bunch of chicks come out, including Margaret.)

Margaret: Mordecai.

Mordecai: Oh, hey Margaret. Didn't notice you there.

Margaret: Gee Mordecai, I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are. And you smell great too. Mordecai? Mordecai?

(Imagination sequence ends and Rigby is snapping him out of it with Margaret's voice fading into his)

Rigby: Mordecai? Mordecai?

Mordecai: Dudes, I'm buying that cologne.

Y/n and Rigby: What?!

Rigby: Agh! Why? You said you would chip in for that awesome new game.

(A flashback occurs in where Rigby is watching a commercial with three dudes with no shirts)

John #1: I'm John.

John #2: I'm also John.

John #3: I'm John as well.

John #1, 2 & 3: We're the Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You have to buy Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You gotta buy Strong Johns! (Flashback ends)

Rigby: (Sings the theme song from the commercial) Bam! Now do want that game?

Mordecai: No, I still want the cologne.

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