(Episode starts with Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby mowing the Ultimate Frisbee Field)
Y/n, Mordecai & Rigby: Bam! OOOOOOOOHHH!!!
Rigby: Yeah! Finally done!
Y/n: Nice job guys!
Mordecai: Dudes. Celebration hug?
Rigby: Yeah, man.
Y/n: Absolutely.
(They approach each other, as if to hug, then they suddenly pull back at the same time)
Y/n, Mordecai & Rigby: Aw, sick!
(Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby laugh)
Rigby: Dude, you almost hugged me!
Mordecai: No way! Y/n almost hugged me!
Y/n: Ha, like I would hug you losers!
Rigby: We mowed that lawn in its face!
Mordecai: Yeah, dudes. Let's go on break.
Rigby: Now you're talking.
Y/n: Sounds like a good idea.
(They start to walk off the field, but Benson pulls up in the cart.)
Benson: Hold it!
(Benson takes out a ruler and measures the grass)
Benson: Nope. It's no good.
Mordecai & Rigby: AWW, WHAT?
Benson: It's an inch too tall. Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!!
(Mordecai and Rigby groan)
Rigby: It's just one inch!
Benson: Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this? A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM! Lawsuit. Now get to work.
Y/n: (in head) Ok even I got to admit Benson is taking this way too seriously. Also was he just waiting there the entire time?
Rigby: But... but... but...
Benson: Oh wait. Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired? (Rigby lowers his arms) That's what I thought.
(Benson gets in the cart and drives off as Y/n and Mordecai picks their mower back up.)
Rigby: I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy!
Mordecai: No, you're not.
Y/n: Busy doing what? You're the laziest guy on the planet. You've got nothing better to do right now.
Rigby: Yeah-huh! I got a meatball sub I gotta eat! My life sucks.
Y/n: (Sarcastically) Gasp, oh my gosh eating lunch! Missing the most important meal of the day, your life really is hard. I'm sooo sowwy.
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
