(The episode begins with a scene in a movie that Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are watching)
Cop: What did I tell you, Mannetti? The cream always rises... (Takes sunglasses off) ...to the cop! (Laughs as we zoom out to Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby watching the movie)
Mordecai: Boooo. Who writes this stuff? (Eats some chips and passes them to Y/n and Rigby)
Y/n: Heh, tell me about it, these lines are so corny.
TV Announcer: Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center, it's Double R-W's Wrassle Frassle VII live! Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt! It's Really Real Wrestling at its best! Tonight at 8! For tickets, call your momma and cry about it, 'cause this event is sold out!
Mordecai: Augh! I can't believe we didn't get tickets.
Y/n: Yeah, it's a bummer, but there's nothing we can do about it.
Rigby: Dude, I told you two we should've left early to stand in line, but no, you wanted to finish your work.
Mordecai: Dude, Benson would have snapped his crank if we just left work. You gotta be responsible sometimes.
Y/n: Honestly, I would think you would've learned that after the first hundred times you guys almost get fired.
Rigby: (Flatly) And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling, because all you guys can think about is Benson's crank.
Mordecai: (Gets up) Oh. You're asking for it, man.
Rigby: You're asking for it, man.
Y/n: Oh, this should be good (continues to eat chips)
Mordecai: You trying to get me mad? You know what happens when I get mad.
Rigby: Oh, I know.
(Mordecai and Rigby run off, and suddenly, they're wearing wrestling clothes as they mock dramatic entrances and growl.)
Mordecai: Listen up, Mysterious Mr. R, Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down. (Rapping) And I'm not talkin' downtown, I'm talkin' six feet underground! (Rips shirt)
Rigby: Mad Man Mordo? More like Bland Man Bored-o. When I'm through with you, people will be all like, "Ah, what happened to his face?", and I'll be like, "Mysterious Mr. R is what happened to his face."
Y/n: Pfft, Hahaha this is better than any show I've seen.
Mordecai: That's it!
(Mordecai and Rigby begin fighting, and start mocking slow-motion strikes, Mordecai knocks Rigby to the ground and pins him there before he gets up to pick up a nearby chair, and then hit Mordecai's back with it. Rigby starts running around in circles as Pops comes into the room and runs up to Mordecai and pins him to the ground.)
Rigby: Dude, Pops, chill! Let him go!
Y/n: Woah Pops, going a little too far buddy!
Pops: Oop! (Laughs) Oh, I just love to wrestle! (Let's go of Mordecai and gets off of him. Mordecai was unconscious for a bit but was slapped by Y/n to wake up.)
Mordecai: (Gets up and groans) That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me! (Starts rubbing the back of his head and left arm)
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
