(The episode begins on a lovely day at the park, where Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are picking up trash at the park)
Mordecai: Man, how can people be so lazy? There are trash cans, like, everywhere.
Y/n: Eh, some people just don't care.
Rigby: Maybe they didn't see 'em.
Mordecai: What? You're defending these people? I suppose you enjoy being stuck out here cleaning up all this.
Y/n: Psh, it's probably because he is one of those people.
Rigby: Yeah, 'cause I found these. (Holds up tiny, bronze-colored shoes)
Mordecai: Whoa. Wait, what are you going to do with bronze baby shoes?
Y/n: (struggles to not laugh) It looks your size Rigby, going to try it on?
Rigby: Shut up! I don't know, I'll think of something.
Mordecai: Wait, are you just filling your bag with cool stuff you find?
Rigby: Yeah, man. People leave all sorts of junk here. You just gotta look.
Mordecai: Man, I didn't even think to look. All I got is trash. (Dumps the trash onto the ground. Mordecai then sees a plastic army figure on the ground and picks it up with the stick) Yeah-yuh! (holds up figure) Army dude.
Y/n:(sarcastically) Oh yeah that makes sense, drop all the trash we've been working on picking up. You know what whatever I'm going to look for cool crap too. Oh, hey a video game guidebook, sweet!
Rigby: See? It's true what they say. One man's trash is another man's pleasure.
Mordecai: Treasure.
Rigby: (Confused) What?
Y/n: One man's trash is another man's treasure, not pleasure. That's just weird.
Mordecai: Yeah, you really thought it was "pleasure" instead of treasure?
Rigby: Well, it's a pleasure to find treasure, so same-diff.
Y/n: (rolls eyes) Sure it is.
Mordecai: Whatever.
(The three realize that there is a quarter on the ground as we hear its jingle)
Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby: (Gasp) Quarter!
Y/n and Mordecai: Jinx!
Rigby: (Picks up quarter) Yeah, this treasure's my pleasure! (Y/n punches Rigby in the arm) Hey! (Mordecai does another punch to him)
Mordecai: We said "jinx," dude. You're jinxed.
Rigby: Fine! You can have the quarter. Geez. (gets punched by Y/n again) Du-- (Y/n and Mordecai raises their fists as Rigby quickly covers his mouth)
Mordecai: You know how this works, man. You can't talk when you're jinxed. And if you talk, you're gonna get punched by one of us. So keep your mouth shut.
Y/n: Cause we're going to be listening very closely. Also I have super hearing so I would be careful if I were you.
Rigby: Fine. (Gets punched by Mordecai) Owww!
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
