(Episode starts with Mordecai and Rigby raking leaves as Benson and Y/n comes across in the golf cart)
Mordecai: (groans) What now? Look, we're working. See?
Rigby: Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us.
Benson: It's Pay day, fellas.
(Mordecai and Rigby run towards Benson)
Mordecai: Yeah-yuh!
Rigby: My favorite day of the every other week!
Benson: [hands Mordecai and Rigby each a bag of change] Here. [Mordecai groans] What, you don't like getting paid?
Mordecai: No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins. Why can't we get a check like normal people? Skips and Y/n gets checks.
Benson: Skips and Y/n have a bank account and a 401k.
Y/n: It's true, well dad is helping me with the 401k part for the future when I retire from the park and start as a musician artist.
Mordecai: Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope or something more respectable, 'cause this is degrading. (Benson drives away, but Y/n decides to stay) I need to get out of here. (Cut to Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby walking to the coffee shop) What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all!
Y/n: Probably because you guys' slack off all the time.
Mordecai: Oh, come dude. Look may slack off sometimes, but it doesn't mean we should be treated like this. We deserve more respect than this.
Rigby: Yeah, well that's his problem, right? We're respectable people.
(Mordecai and Rigby get knocked over by two kids skateboarding but avoids Y/n)
Kid 1: Outta the way!
Kid 2: Losers!
[Mordecai and Rigby shake their fists]
Mordecai: What the heck, man? Watch it! [Cut to the coffee shop] See man, it's not just Benson, people just don't respect us.
Rigby: Well, we could buy people's respect.
Mordecai: Nah, too expensive. People respect people who are good at things. I mean look at Y/n dude.
Y/n: (Laying his head on table out of boredom) What about me?
Mordecai: People respect you for how good you are at things. Video games, playing music and singing, even Benson respects you for how you work.
Y/n: (shrugs shoulders) I mean he and I are friends I guess, though I think it's also the fact I'm his boss's grandson (Pan to crowd cheering around an arcade game. Y/n, Mordecai and Rigby walk up to Margaret) Margaret, what's going on?
Margaret: Hey Y/n, the manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around. These kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em.
(Mordecai looks and sees that the kids are the skateboarders from before)
Mordecai: Dude, it's those kids!
Y/n: (whispers) Dude what are you doing?! People are just going to think you're bullying them!
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Teen FictionTwo best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a brown raccoon named Rigby, work as groundskeepers at a park, along side their vampire/demon best friend Y/n spend their days trying to entertain themselves while trying to deal with their by-the-book...
