Red Vs Blue Book of One-Shots

This is why you don't write at 3am

(This isn't an actual story it's
It's...
I don't even know but I will use this song one day)

COME ON, WATTPAD USER

HAVE FUN, WATTPAD USER

YOU'RE ALWAYS BEIN' SUCH A BITCH (Love you mean it)

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU A VIDEO

BUT YOU WONT WATCH MY YOUTUBE GUY

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE

BUT YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR WATTPAD BOARD

BABY

WHY DON'T YOU GIMMIE A BREAK

WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME TO BEFRIEND YOU

I'M GONNA DO WHAT IT TAKES

BUT WILL YOU STOP SHIPPING ME

ba ba Ba BA BA

COME ON, WATTPAD USER

HAVE FUN, WATTPAD USER

YOU'RE ALWAYS BEIN' SUCH A BITCH

COME ON, WATTPAD USER

LET'S RUN, WATTPAD USER

LEAVE THIS PLACEEEE

FLY THOUGH THE WEB

AND START A DIFFERENT LIFE

AND SHIP THINGS 'TIL WE DIEEEIEIEIEIEEEEEEE

Like I said I really need to sleep.