Red Vs Blue Book of One-Shots

VILLIANS AS TINY BABIES BECAUSE WHY NOT

"Wocus!"

"No, go away, my toys!"

"But Wocus, I wanna play!"

"No!"

The two toddlers always bickered with eachother at daycare. Felix would try and take his toys, and Locus would snap at him and never share.

"No! These are my toys!" Locus whined, trying to get his stuffed teddy back. He was currently holding the body of it, while Felix was tugging at the head.

"I just wanna play with it for a little bit!" Felix complained, tugging even harder.

"No, it's my toy!"

"Well you should learn to share-"

Rrrrrrrrrip.

Felix froze, holding the Teddy bear's head at one end, with Locus and its body at the other.

Complete silence dawned onto the daycare.

"YOU MONSTER!" Locus screeched, and dived toward the teddy bear murderer. The others way he din see as the two youngsters clawed and pounded on each other.

By for adults, it just looked like a hissy fit.

After all, you should never mix friends with-

Well, you get the idea.

After about a minute of continuous screaming, the daycare guy, Flowers had to break it up between the two.

"Now now now, what's with all the fighting here guys...? Can't we all get along?" He asked in that weirdly soothing voice.

The two stubborn toddlers huffed, and crossed their arms, turning away. Felix rolled his eyes, as if it wasn't his fault, and Locus looked like he wanted the destruction of mankind.

Needless to say, the two were mad.

~~~~~

"I can't beweive you got me in timeout, Wocus" Felix pouted as he sat in his chair, facing the corner.

"You deserved it." Locus stated coldly, but it still sounded adorable with his underdeveloped speech.

Staring at the blue wall as if it would solve their problems, Locus and Felix were plotting how to get back at eachother.

Both were eager to try anything at this point. The only problem was having it go undetected by Mr. Calm-Voice over there.

So yes, it'll take planning.

But it'll be worth it.

After the long time-out, the two tiny villains got to work on their own plans, each of them having a burning hate towards the other. They ignored eachother for the next week, which was very tough to do, but eventually it became Friday.

Once the day began at Chorus Daycare, it was all work, slight vengeance, and no play.

Game on.

~~~~~

Felix had a classic prank that he was going to pull on Locus in front of the whole class. It wouldn't actually hurt him, just make him really embarrassed. So, when the grumpy baby began to walk by, Felix dived towards him, and smack.

The plate of whipped cream landed right on Locus' face with the other students watching.

Many of the others laughed, pointing and snickering at the child that was now close to tears.

Of course, they didn't see it, but Felix noticed it instantly.

He almost felt bad.

But then Locus dashed away to hide in the Daycare restroom.

Okay, now he felt bad.

Felix dashed after him, following the trail of whipped cream on the ground, and sure enough, it lead to the bathroom door. Felix sighed, and knocked on it.

"Wocus...?"

"Go away."

Felix sighed again, and looked for the nearest piece of paper.

~~~~~

Locus was curled up in the corner with disgustingly delicious whipped cream on his face.

Life just does that sometimes.

But it was so... So embarrassing! Locus hated attention in general, and never thought that his so-called 'Friend' would go this far.

Maybe that means he isn't his friend anymore.

The boy curled up tighter at the thought of losing his own friend. I mean, yeah, Felix can be a pain, but they both knew when too much was too much.

Maybe Felix has changed.

However, all those little tiny thoughts disappeared when Locus saw a piece of paper slide under the door. Cautiously, he picked up the paper and read the horrible spelling and handwriting.

"Deer Wocus,

I am sowy for making you cri. I do not meen it. Can we stil be fwiends?

-Felix"

Despite the boy's horrible attempt at writing, Locus still felt happy that he didn't mean for him to cry.

Maybe he hasn't changed.

As Locus slowly opened the door after wiping the excessive amounts of dairy products off his face, he was met with a huge hug from Felix.

"I'm sorry..." He said, still hugging him tightly.

"It's ok. Can we be friends again?"

"Of course."