Red Vs Blue Book of One-Shots

Books are boring AU

(Requested by @YourDailyFabulous !

I feel so bad for all Lolix shippers my poor children ;3;)

Felix was so tired.

He could probably pass out right here, right now.

As you can tell, Felix was the usual college student: Average grades, lots of parties, and morning hatred.

Ah, what a world.

Whenever Felix got detention, he got sent to the library to do some reading on his subjects and study on some rough spots.

In all honesty, he didn't need it. He was fine with straight B's, and actually put effort into the above-average grading. His parents were rich snobs that knew some people, so that's the only reason he got into this school.

Talk about a huge letdown.

While think about life and other shitty things, Felix didn't realize that he had officially ended up falling asleep, thinking about jumping sheep and whatnot. He was peaceful.

Some others, however, were not...

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Locus was a usual at the library. No socialization after classes, just the usual studying and straight A's.

He was quiet, not the loud type, but he wouldn't hesitate to snap your neck if you annoyed him.

He's not insane; I promise.

Locus was currently reading a book about Human Geography, when smack.

The boy he was sitting across from fell asleep.

On his book.

Locus tried to take his book back from under him, but damn this guy could slow down on the donuts.

"Excuse me." He tried, tugging on his book.

No response.

"Sir."

If he's not dead, he's going to be soon.

"Sir." Locus growled, and manage to make the surrounding students jump.

Of course, Felix has awoken from his rude slumber, and blinked when he saw Locus.

"Can I help you?" He ignorantly started.

"You're on my book."

Felix paused, looked down, then smirked.

"Oh, would you look at that. Guess I am."

"Give it back."

"No can do, cheesecake-"

"Now." Locus growled, figuratively making Felix and the table quiver.

Felix gulped, seeing as this scary guy did not want to be messed with. He was grumpy, trying to study, and was clearly avoiding sitting next to prissy popular kids.

"Uh... Bad start..." Felix lifted himself off the scary man's book.

"Hi, I'm Felix. I'm here because I'm forced to be. Wanna be partners?"

"Did you really think that going to work?"

"Works on the ladies." Wink.

Locus shot another deadly glare towards the Idiot's glance,,but quickly regained his sanity.

"You were here first, so I can not tell you to go screw yourself. I will be leaving to another table now. Have an awful day."

The amount of monotone and calmness in Locus voice was the equal amount of question marks floating around Felix's head. Who was this guy? What was his problem? Why the hell didn't he leave me his number?

Felix scrambled his book bag into his arms and dashed after this mysterious Sirius Snape serial killer.

"So... You doin' anything after school?" Felix asked with a cheesy grin.

"I'll be in my room. Alone. Studying."

"If ya want, I can set up a few candles for you and your page-turning date."

"Nice pun, but I'm sure my book and I would rather be set on fire by these candles."

"Ouch! Your loss..."

"I believe that it would've been a gain."

"I'm not that cheap, you've only met me for a span of four-hundred-sixty seven words!"

"You made that number up."

"What are you gonna do, prove me wrong and count them? Anyways, just... Mind if we hang out? You seem to tolerate me and I need someone to back me up for tutoring."

"Ugh... Why me?"

"Cause you're cute~"

Locus stopped in his tracks, glaring.

"I'm what?"

"Cute. Y'know, adorable with fat cheeks."

"I am none of the above."

"This isn't a multiple choice test, Spock."

"Well maybe you should pay more attention to your logic than you got, Kirk."

It was now Felix's turn to pause and turn to the newly discovered closet nerd.

"Did we just become best friends?"

"I wouldn't say best... But then again, you're now officially my only friend."

"Well..." Felix stated smugly, draping an arm across Locus' shoulders.

"More fun for me, partner~"

(Sorry for not updating in a million years, school is being difficult and Dragon Con was this weekend.

I got to cosplay as Neo {Hell yee})