what the fuck is going on

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Firey arrives at his amazing school.

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Leafy: HIYA FIREY!!

Firey: ...

Leafy: What's wrong?

Firey: you.

Leafy: Pardon?

Firey: you.

Leafy: :c

Teardrop: **googoogaga**

Firey: what the fuck.

Leafy: teehee I don't know sign language also fuck you firey-

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Gelatin: guys look at this COOLL TRICK!! *pulls the fire alarm*

*fire alarm noises*

Gelatin: huh. i mean perfect timing the roof is on fire.

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Leafy inches closer to firey.

Firey: stop.

Leafy inches even closer.

Firey: *grumble*

Leafy moves so close that she starts burning.

Leafy: AHHH FUCK MY EYES AHH SHIT NOOOO NOT MY beautiful luscious BODY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Firey: perfect time to get away from this maniac.

Leafy runs into a pole which is wooden, for some reason, and that pole quickly bursts into flames. Leading to the roof burning up.

Gelatin pulls the fire alarm (not knowing there was a fire).

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Firey runs into his locker and shuts himself in.

Leafy jumps into bubble (bubble dead) but now leafy is not of fire.

Leafy: WHERE ARE YOU FIREY???

Firey: nowhere.

Leafy: YOU SHOULDNT BE ANYWHERE BUT IN ME-

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Announcer: Sorry, leafy, did you just say that?

Leafy; no..?

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The announcer throws leafy into a campfire he calls "flammable item jail". (She quickly dies)

Announcer: oh huh I could have used the roof.

Speaker: Everybody go outside and stuff because roof is on fire and AHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT IM ON FIRE AHH-

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thanks blitz.

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