"sorry, i fucked your wife." blitza croaked, flashing a razor-toothed grin at prince stellan before getting out of that courtyard before he noticed the priceless artifact of his tucked under her arm and murdered her for stealing it (and for fucking...
[This is a blend of the og pilot and the 'Mission Zero' remake.
We all know they only remade it to show Stolas/Starla is a bottom instead of a top or power bottom]
Allright, so we all know how things go. Humans on Earth do some pretty fucked-up shit, and then they die and they end up in Hell.
Several criminals stand on the streets of the living world, selling cocaine and threatening people with switchblades. Even dropping low enough to steal candy from babies.
And sinners all have an idea of what imps are, right? We're little red guys with pitchforks, torturing their souls for all eternity. Well... *chuckles* that's fucking outdated.
On top of a tall building, 3 silhouettes appear. They have horns and lashing tails. Their eyes glow a sickly yellow in the dark.
Most of us are baristas and boring shit, and since we're born here, we kind of get to serve whoever the fuck lands in our backyard. But some of us aim to be a little something more. A little something bigger, something cooler, something...
The 2 female figures jump buildings and easily clear a metal fence, while the 3rd figure barely clings onto the fence, then climbs back up.
Yeah, cooler. So instead of selling 'em coffee, we're gonna sell 'em... REVENGE!
The overweight criminal takes a step back, alarmed. "What the fuck is this? Who are you?"
Blitza Buckzo elegantly steps out of the shadows in her heeled boots. She pushes her dark curtain of hair aside so the man can see her face, divided by red and white.
"The name's Blitza, the A is silent," She greets while aiming her flintlock, "and I'll be your assassin today!"
BANG!
***
Cuts to the scene of I.M.P. Headquarters.
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Moxxie and Millie sit next to each other. The gunshot transitioned to Blitza throwing a plate of spaghetti bolognese at her employees, covering them in spaghetti sauce. Millie is smiling while Moxxie is disgusted.
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