helluva girlboss

hellaverse announcement

"Is it recording?" Charlie stepped back from the video camera, turning on her cheerful persona. You'd think she's only acting so cheerful because she's on camera, but nope, that's how she normally is.

"Hi, guys! It's me, Charlie Morningstar, founder of the Hazbin Hotel!" She spread her hands above her head, using her magic to make a hologram of her hotel's logo. "Which is totally going amazing by the way, thank you for asking. Aaanyway I'm sure you are all aware of the amazing news that we have been greenlit for seasons 3 and 4 of Hazbin Hotel—"

"Hold on a sec!"

Charlie turned to see a portal opened in the wall above her. A female imp was popping her head through.

"I'm having— whoa! Ah! I'm falling! SHIT!" The imp shrieked as she lost her balance and faceplanted out of her own portal.

Charlie covered her mouth in shock as the imp landed in front of her. "Oh my gosh!" She crouched down and helped the other demon-woman get up. "Uh, are you okay, Mrs... Mrs..."

The imp groaned in pain. "Blitza, the A is silent." She flipped her half-shaved hair out of her face, then she bent backwards, cracking her spine loudly. Her eyebrows shot up when she noticed the camera recording them. "Oh. So what's all this about, hmmm?"

"Oh! I was telling everyone how exciting it is that we're getting more seasons of Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie explained, excitedly bouncing in place.

"Mm, yeah, that's good for you. But that's old news, bitch!" Blitza pushed Charlie aside and grinned as she got way too close to the camera. "Hold on to your little titties, because I'm here to announce that Helluva Girlboss is coming to Prime video! But plot twist! It's still gonna be on youtube so BAM! You thought the Hashbrown Motel was the only Hell show that daddy Amazon was horny for?! *Deeper voice* They want alllllll this!" She gestured to her body and fondled her breasts a bit.

Charlie didn't know anything about this Helluva Girlboss show, but she could tell Blitza was super thrilled about it, so she acted the same way (besides, who knows, it might be a cool show. She could give it a watch later).

"Oh my gosh, wow, that is so great! Congratulations!" Charlie cheered. "How does that work?"

"Well, Charlie, let me tell you!" Blitza rolled out a whiteboard with half-assed doodles of herself and Charlie. "Listen up, chucklefucks! Amazon is teaming up with Spindlehorse to support Helluva Girlboss's remaining seasons! Now I'm talking full fucking episodes! Full seasons! The whole sha-bang! Oh, and the best part is full creative control still rests with this bitch."

Blitza quickly scribbled in a doodle of Vivienne Medrano. "She, I guess... she made me, she made everything here. She's in charge."

"Not a bitch. Really love her!" Charlie smiled.

"Then, after a month or so of being on Prime video, it will release in its entirety on youtube." Blitza drew a TV showing the Prime logo, then erased it and drew the youtube logo instead. "So basically we get to keep doing what we're doing, but bigger!"

She grinned and pointed a finger at Charlie. "And the best part is, we get to fuck around with you guys from time to time!"

"Fuck around... how?"

"Well, do you know an Angle Dust or an—"

"Okay, okay!" Charlie interrupted. She turned back to the camera and said, "But let's just remember..."

"Animation takes a long time!" The 2 demon-women said together.

"Anyway, we can't wait to share more of the Hellaverse with you! We hope you can enjoy more seasons of........ Helluva Girlboss." Charlie spread her arms in Blitza's direction.