helluva girlboss

s1e8 bonus

"This is disgusting." Lunar groaned as he knelt on Blitza's floor, a noseplug holding his nose shut as he mopped up Blitza's liquor-smelling vomit.

"Sorry." Blitza mumbled into her pillow.

"Why didn't you call me the moment you puked, idiot?! Then it would've been way easier to clean up!"

"I was just tired and didn't wanna deal with it. I just wanted to fucking sleep." Blitza explains.

Lunar finishes cleaning and takes away the soiled cloth. Then he came back into Blitza's room, crossing his arms as he regards her still lying in bed. "So, are we gonna get up and eat something or.....?"

"I am so not in the mood." She drops her head down again.

"Fine, guess I'll just go make brunch for myself."

"Do you think you could—"

"I am not bringing you any food unless you get out of bed and get it yourself!" The boy called over his shoulder, shutting Blitza's door as he went to the kitchen.

"You suuuuuuuuuck!" Blitza whined.

As Lunar measures out a bowl of waffle batter, his phone chimes. He goes to see a text message from Vortex's phone number.

Hey, Lunar. This isn't Vortex, this is Bee, I'm just borrowing his phone since I don't have your number in mine. Since you left in such a haste last night, just wanted to make sure everything's cool.

"Oh fuck." Lunar says, nearly dropping the bowl in his arms and which would've made yet another mess of the floors. He quickly puts the bowl on the kitchen counter and picks up his phone to text Bee back.

Should he reassure Bee everything's fine? Should he apologize for the tension him and her had at the party? Should he tell her she's sweet for asking?

He typed out a few responses but deleted them, thinking it's not the right thing to say. Then he realized he's just making Bee wait even longer.

Hey, Bee. Everything's fine, ty for asking :)

Also, I'm sorry if my mom bothered your guests last night. This is NOT the first time she's gotten a little too horny and tried to fuck strangers 😩

Boy, you think I'm some kind of prude? Idc about ppl getting frisky at my parties! I'm just concerned since your mom seemed so depressed. Did she tell you what happened to her?

Lunar put the batter into the waffle maker as he typed back. Some trouble in paradise with her gf, and some lady called Fizzarollia told her she was gonna die alone 💀. Idrk.

Okay. And well...... obv idk what kind of dynamic you and your mother have, but could I offer some advice? You're prob the only person she has rn, so stick close to her for a little while. She'll appreciate that.

Also you can come to my next party. Those 3 hellhounds you were hanging out with told me they're gon be there. It's 3 weeks from now, 11:00pm, in the big forest a couple streets away from my house. 🎉🥳🪩

Lunar's lips stretch into a hopeful smile.

[A/N: I didn't have any ideas cuz I'm not creative, but I have to add a bonus after every ep so here it is.

Idk, I might come back and change this a bit later 🤷‍♀️]