Erroneous (Andy Biersack)

Chapter Ten

Okay, so, sorry for the author's note at the top this time but, I'm just going to tell you that this actually is important and needs to be read if you're going to understand Chapter Ten. So, this chapter starts two months later on the bus. All the band members know about Andy and Jade now and have promised to keep it a secret. Andy has attempted to break up with Juliet three times now, but hasn't been able to muster the courage to. Stella quit merch because her little sister committed suicide and she needed to be there for her mom, who was spiraling back into depression. She talks to Jade everyday, though. A new merch guy has been hired named Danny. He as a thing for Jade, which pisses Andy off. He doesn't know about Jade and Andy being together. Uh, and CC is in a relationship with a tattoo model named Jess (the picture is her), who also knows about Jade and Andy. She's my favorite character in this story. She's a lot like me, actually. But, don't worry, she's also keeping it a secret. Okay, I think that's it. <<

~Andy Biersack~

"Hey Stella," I said, into Jade's phone.
"Hey Andy, is Jade around?" she asked.
"She's asleep, I'll have her call you later," I answered, taking a sip of Dr. Pepper.
"Okay, thanks, bye," she said, and hung up. I sat Jade's phone on the table and CC walked in the bus with Jess on his back.
CC let Jess down and smiled, "Hey Andy."
"Where's my wife?" Jess snapped.
"She's sleeping," I laughed. Jess had begun to call Jade her wife a while ago.
"In your bunk?" CC asked.
"Where else?" I sighed.
"Hey wifey," I heard. I looked over and saw Jade standing across the room in her underwear and one of my Batman shirts.
Jess smiled, "Aye boo boo."
Jade walked over to me and plopped down in my lap.
"Good morning, sleeping beauty," I said, pressing my lips to Jade's forehead.
"It's like five o'clock. It's most definitely not morning, Andy," she mumbled. I smiled and kissed Jade's lips.
"Hey hoe! Don't be kissin' my wife!" Jess screamed.
"Hey slut!" Jade yelled, "Don't be kissin' my CC, then!"
"Hey, hey ladies, ladies, there's plenty CC to go around," CC said, pulling Jess away from Jade.
Jess playfully smacked CC's arm, "Boy, I don't want you! I want my wife! And Andy the Hoe is stealing her from her from me!"
"Well I want my CC and Jess the Slut is stealing him from me!" Jade laughed.
Jess laughed and Jade screamed.
"OH MY GOD! ANDY! KILL IT BABY! PLEASE! IT'S A SPIDER! OH MY GOD, PLEASE KILL IT! ANDY! KILL IT!"
She held onto me tightly and Jess snorted and stomped the almost microscopic spider with her boot.
I rubbed Jade's back, "Calm down, princess. Jess got it. It's dead. It's gone."
"I fucking hate spiders," she sighed.
"I know," I laughed, kissing her forehead.
"Yo hoebag, didn't I just tell you not to kiss my wife!?" Jess screamed.

I rolled my eyes and Jade leaned in and kissed me again. I stole her gum out of her mouth, about halfway into the kiss.
"Andy," she whined.
"Ew, is this cinnamon?" I asked.
She gave me "the look" as I had begun to call it and said, "Can I please have my gum back?"
Jess pretended to choke as I kissed Jade again, giving her gum back.
CC's girlfriend dramatically fell on the floor and choked out, "Help...help. T-the nastiness is...it's k-killing me!"
She pretended to puke one more time before "dying."
CC sat on the floor beside her and shook her shoulders, "Jessica Nikkolette Manson, don't you dare die on me!"
Jade laughed and I cracked a smile. Jake, Ashley, and Jinxx walked on the bus just as Jess opened her eyes.
"Mama Jinxx!" Jess yelled, getting up and jumping on him.
Jinxx sighed, "Yes?"
"Andy the Hoe keeps kissing my wifey! Make him stop Mama Jinxx! Tell him to stop now!" Jess demanded.
I laughed and kissed Jade again. CC pried his girlfriend off Jinxx and sat down beside Jade and I, with Jess beside him.
My phone rang and I looked at the caller ID. Juliet. I sighed, "I'm going outside, I'll be back."
Jade hopped off of me and went to where the bunks were. I watched her climb into mine. She disappeared whenever Juliet called.
"Hey Juliet," I said, walking outside.
"Hey Andy, I just got back from the doctor's," she said.
"Why were you at the doctor's office?"
"I was throwing up a lot and the stomach flu has been going around so, I thought I'd go check it out."
"Well, what'd they say."
"It wasn't the stomach flu."
"Okay..."
"Andy, I-I'm pregnant."
"What?! How?! When did we...oh."
"Yeah, I'm about two months along."
"Oh, that's great Juliet. I'm sorry I'm on tour."
"I know. Are you mad?"
"No, I just- I don't think I'm ready for a child right now."
"Andy..."
"I'm sorry Juliet."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm honestly not sure yet, babe. Just...give me a little time to think, okay?"
"Okay. I have to go."
With that, she hung up.
This fucked everything up. Two months ago, I was hopelessly in love with Jade. Then, I made the stupid mistake of making a kid with Juliet the night she paid a surprise visit in Virginia. She was going to be pissed. I loved Jade, and I didn't want this to ruin it. I didn't want to tell her but, I had to. Then, reality hit me. I'm going to be a father in seven months. I was going to have a kid. Hopefully, in seven months, Jade will be there to help me. Oh God, that's gonna be the weirdest shit ever. Jade will be the aunt and the step-mom. Yes, step-mom. I'm going to eventually marry Jade. I will. I just...have other things to deal with first.
"Andy?"
I turned around and saw Jade standing behind me, in my Batman shirt, with a lit cigarette between her fingers.
"Hey baby," I said, with a shaky voice.
"What's wrong," she furrowed her eyebrows. "What'd she say, baby?"
"She's...she went to the doctor today."
"And...?"
"They said...they told her she was...she's pregnant. She's two months pregnant with my kid."
I was still processing it.
"Two months, Andy? Your kid?" Jade asked.
I nodded slightly.
"You son of a bitch," Jade spat. "Two fucking months ago, I told you I loved you everyday Andy. And then you go behind my back and knock up my sister!? Was I not enough for you, Andy? Is that what this is? Is this all just a lie? Did you ever truly love me? You know what, it doesn't even fucking matter, because, what ever we have, what ever this is, it's done. Over. Non-existent Andy."
"Jade, please. I-"
"No Andy, I don't want to fucking hear it. Just...leave me alone."
"I-"
Jade turned her back and walked in the bus, slamming the door in my face.
"FUCK!" I screamed. I punched the bus, hard, leaving a mark, but also bruising the hell out of my hand.
I just lost the best thing that has ever happened to me.