Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 174: Pahk'd with Talent

Recap:

Kristal: "Last time on Total Drama, the final 8 took a foot race to the top of the mountain which was renamed Mount (Y/N), my dad tried to take control again but thankfully we blocked him off. Sugar and Sky teamed up and Sugar had to fart her way out of a cave full of bears. Trust us we captured it all on camera. Shawn was last to reach the top and the next person to be shot out of a cannon. We are now down to 7 and things are getting heated, so catch up with us on Total Drama Pahkitew Island.

Here we see you and Emily in bed along with the other girls in bed with you and we see Meru be the first one to wake up.

Meru: "Alright, now to get him off before he and Emily wake-" *gets grabbed by water tendrils* "-up!"

Emily: " Nice try Meru."

Confessional: Emily and Meru

Meru: "Well last night Emily and (Y/N) were having sex and so the rest of the girls just joined in on the fun, except for Sky, she was outside jogging the whole night."

Emily: "Yep. And we talked about this, you can't do it while (Y/N) is asleep."

Meru: " Right, right. But seriously how could that cree girl jog through all the sex we had, it was awesome. I had chocolate amazon butt on one hand and a chubby pageant girl butt on the other, and princess cheeks on my face."

Emily: "But you didn't have cree cochie on you."

Meru: "Yeah... you think Sky is one of those girls that waits to have sex after they get married? Is that like a cree thing or what?"

Emily: "No it's more of a christian thing, apparently humans think that sex before marriage is sinful."

Meru: "Is it?"

Emily: "Well they think it is, but it's mostly on the matter of consent, at least that's what angels do."

Meru: "Eh sometimes we demons do consent and sometimes we use persuasion to have a round of sex."

Emily: " That makes sense. Have you persuaded someone into having sex with you?"

Meru: "Not really, I look so good and sexy that I convinced an entire football team to have sex with me."

Emily: "How was it?"

Meru: "Eh their penises are below average and I just needed a hearty meal. And honestly I tasted steroids and viagra in their jizz cause I know they were trying way too hard."

Emily: "Wait, you tasted steroids and viagra?"

Meru: "I think their coach was giving them steroids to beef them up and viagra to avoid suspicion."

Emily: " Yikes...."

End of confessional

We see you wake up and your face is in Jasmine's breasts and then she wakes up.

Jasmine: " Morning babe."

(Y/N): *muffled under Jasmine's boobs* *sleepy* "Morning, I'm gonna have a drink." *Sucks on Jasmine's boobs*

Jasmine: *giggles*"That's cute of you." *moans* "Mmm but don't stop."

Later on, you all got dressed and you all are foraging for fruit and we see Kristal and Blaineley talk to Emily.

Kristal: "So who topped? You or (Y/N)?"

Emily: "Me."

Kristal: *to Blaineley*"Called it Blaineley."

Blaineley: *gives Kristal the money*"Aw fuck."

Jasmine: " Well speaking of top, I was kinda on top of (Y/N) when we woke up." *bounces her boobs a bit* " Then he just had a bit of a suckle on these beauties."