THE BAD GUYS IN: raising princess

The morning after

The Morning After Girls' Day

The morning sunlight poured into the Bad Guys' mansion. Everything was peaceful except for one thing.

Mr. Wolf.

He sat at the kitchen table with a deep, dark scowl on his face. His tail twitched aggressively. His mind kept replaying yesterday watching Princess having the time of her life with her friends, laughing, shopping, and being... well... 17.

And it terrified him.

Wolf slammed his coffee mug down. "I need to talk to her."

"Oh, God, not this again," Diane groaned. "You've been sulkin' ever since she got home last night."

"Yeah, man," webs added. "You followed her the whole day. Nothin' happened. What's the big deal?"

"The big deal?" Snake scoffed darkly.

"Did you see how many guys were eyein' her at the mall?" Wolf says

"Oh, c'mon. It's normal," Webs chuckled. "She's 17 and gorgeous. What did you expect?"

"I EXPECT MEN TO DROP DEAD ON SIGHT," Wolf snapped and snake shifted his tail into a tail.

"I mean it. I'm gonna have a whole graveyard ready for any boy who even breathes in her direction."

"Bro, you need help," Shark laughed. "She's not a little kid anymore. She's got friends, a life, and yeah — she's hot. Accept it."

"Oh please you're just as overprotective as they all are" webs says to shark

"I REFUSE," Wolf growled, pacing aggressively.

"Yeah I swear to god, if ONE of those boys tries ANYTHING—" snake said

"Oh geesh , you're actin' like she's already pregnant," Diane snickered. "Chill."

"NO. I'M HAVING THE DAD TALK WITH HER. TODAY."

"...Oh god," Diane muttered.

"Here we go again." Webs rolled her eyes

Princess's Room – 9:45 AM

Princess was still in bed, groaning as the morning light hit her face. Her hair was messy, and she still had the pink heart earrings from yesterday.

Knock knock knock.

"Princess?" Wolf's voice sounded way too serious. "We need to talk."

Princess groaned, "wolf, it's bloody too early for your paranoia—"

"No. Now."

"...What did I do?"

"NOTHING! I JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT BOYS!!"

"...Huh?"

10 Minutes Later – The Most Awkward Dad Talk EVER.

Wolf sat across from Princess in the living room. His paws were clenched together, tail aggressively tapping the floor.

Princess, still in her pajamas, blinked at him. "Wolf, what is this about?"

"Listen..." Wolf started, already sweating. "I just— I saw you out there yesterday and—"

"Oh my god," Princess groaned. "You're still on this?"

"YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE GROWIN' UP TOO FAST!"

Princess blinked. "Wolf, I was hanging out with my friends. No guys were even involved!"

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Wolf practically barked. "The point is— you're beautiful, and I know how BOYS THINK. I used to BE one of those guys, and trust me — they're SHADY. THEY ALL WANT SOMETHING."