Chasing Wattpad

Message to all followers from...Psycho...VI !

I had not realized I had not updated these in a while. I still really love these emails. Almost as much as I love the ones asking me to read something you have posted. Now I know that you do not mean these messages as I interpret them, but that is the fun isn't it? So don't take offense. There's no crying on Wattpad.  The messages in quotations are exactly as I found them in my email. Hope all you writers are having a great success in your writing. As for you psychos sending strange messages, well, right back at you!

1. "I am the fine idea you crave"

I crave chocolate. Are you chocolate? 

2. "PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!! PRODIGY 3 IS DONE!!!" (this goes on forever).

I will find you before you start Prodigy 4 and I will stop you. There will be blood, yes, there will be. 

3. " Sometimes I wonder how hard it would be to walk to middle earth and then I realize I should just keep digging. "

I'm with you man. I'll dig with you. You're my hero.

4." Who would have thunk it? I saved a fly from my coffee and it's now hanging around keeping all the other flies from my coffee cup. "

See? Now you're everybody's hero. You are the man.

5. "I liked him and now he's gone!" 

Well if you liked it you should have put a ring on it. Everybody knows that.

6. "That is a nice package!"

Well if you liked it you should have put a ring on it. Wait, no, that's just gross.

7. " I can't do this anymore."

I love you man but you couldn't do this before.

8. "I am sick and tired of all these stupid rant books about Wattpad!"

Yeah right?

9. "Ah Yoda, where have you been all this time man?

Right here I have been. Blind you are. Write you must!

10. "Stop it I mean it!!"

Anybody want a peanut?